Emo-tep
Joke Poo:
Original Joke: What do you call a mummy who listens to My Chemical Romance? Emo-tep.
New Joke: What do you call a scarecrow who’s obsessed with existential philosophy?
Straw-to-telle.
Alright, let’s dissect this joke!
Elements:
- Setup: What do you call a mummy who…? (Standard riddle format)
- Punchline: Emo-tep (A pun blending “Emo,” a subculture, with “Imhotep,” a famous historical figure, specifically an Egyptian architect, priest, and physician often portrayed as a villainous mummy in popular culture.)
- Humor Mechanism: Pun, wordplay. The humor relies on recognizing both the emo stereotype and the historical/fictional figure. The surprise is the seamless blend.
Analysis:
The joke is short, sweet, and relies on the audience’s pre-existing knowledge of both “emo” (associated with dark clothing, emotional music, and introspective poetry) and “Imhotep” (the menacing mummy figure). The humor comes from the unexpected yet logical merging of these two concepts.
Comedic Enrichment: New Jokes, Witty Observations, and Amusing Facts
Here are a few ideas building on the original joke:
1. Related Joke Structure:
- What do you call a mummy who’s really into astrophysics?
- Cos-Mummy Ray. (Cosmic Ray/Mummy)
2. Witty Observation/Fact:
Did you know that the historical Imhotep was not actually a mummy? He was a highly respected figure, considered a genius. It’s ironic that his name became synonymous with the undead, given that he was so influential in improving the lives of the living! Perhaps the real tragedy is that Imhotep’s architectural innovations are now overshadowed by his fictional portrayal as a bandage-clad baddie. He designed the Step Pyramid of Djoser, a structure so emo that even the Pyramid’s architect wants to take a selfie with it.
3. Expanding the Pun:
- What’s Imhotep’s favorite My Chemical Romance song?
- “Welcome to the Black Parade… of Mummies!” (A play on the band’s hit song and the image of a line of wrapped corpses)
4. Factual Did You Know?
Did you know that emo culture, with its roots in hardcore punk, and ancient Egyptian culture, with its elaborate funerary rituals, both share a fascination with mortality? One group wails about the pain of existence, while the other meticulously prepares for the afterlife. Both could probably use a good therapist.
5. New Joke:
- Why did Emo-tep get kicked out of the sarcophagus?
- He kept complaining that it was too mainstream. And, frankly, the other mummies were tired of listening to “Welcome to the Black Sarcophagus” on repeat.
The goal is to take the core concept – the pun blending something modern with ancient Egypt/mummies – and either extend it, contextualize it with historical facts, or apply it in different joke formats. The fun lies in connecting seemingly disparate ideas!

