I don't know either, but you will get a bug that says grace before eating your house.
Joke Poo: What do you call a sentient toilet paper roll?
I don’t know either, but you’ll get a roll that offers existential advice while cleaning up your messes.
Okay, let’s dissect this joke.
Core Joke Structure:
- Setup: “What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?” (Establishes a nonsensical premise inviting a creative answer)
- Punchline: “I don’t know either, but you will get a bug that says grace before eating your house.” (Delivers the unexpected, humorous resolution)
Key Elements:
- Hybrid (Termite/Mantis): The fantastical combination of two distinct insects creates absurdity.
- Termite: Associated with wood destruction.
- Praying Mantis: Known for its predatory habits and “praying” pose.
- Grace (Before Eating): A religious ritual (saying thanks before a meal) is juxtaposed with the destructive behavior of a termite, making it absurd. The mantis’s praying posture visually reinforces this concept.
- House: The object of the termite’s destructive appetite.
Comedic Analysis:
The humor comes from the unexpected combination of opposing traits. The destructive termite is given a veneer of civility through the religious ritual of “grace.” The praying mantis posture reinforces this, making it a visual pun. The scale of the house being eaten highlights the absurdity.
Comedic Enrichment:
Here’s a few ways to add humor based on factual elements related to the joke.
1. “Did you know?” Style Observation:
“Did you know that while Praying Mantises appear reverent, they’re actually ambush predators? The ‘grace’ before your house gets eaten might just be the Termite/Mantis hybrid taking a moment to perfectly calculate the structural integrity of your load-bearing walls before launching its attack. It’s all about efficiency, you know. And maybe a little bit of guilt management.”
2. New Joke Structure:
“Why did the termite cross the road?”
“To get to your house and then politely request a moment of silence to give thanks for the bounty before devouring it. He’s working on his etiquette.”
3. Witty Observation:
“A termite/mantis hybrid? That’s less a pest and more a miniature existential crisis. Imagine the internal conflict: ‘I must destroy. But first, I must contemplate the ephemeral nature of wooden beams and the blessings of a stable cellulose supply.'”
4. Adding another layer of absurdity
“What’s worse than a termite/mantis hybrid saying grace before eating your house?”
“When it finishes the prayer, looks up at you, and asks if your house is ethically sourced lumber.”

