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What do you call domestic violence between a human/robot couple?

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Percussive maintenance

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Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build on it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call domestic violence between a human/robot couple?”
  • Punchline: “Percussive maintenance”
  • Humor Mechanism: The joke relies on a pun. “Percussive maintenance” is a real term, referring to using tools like hammers or wrenches to fix something by hitting it (often jokingly). The humor comes from:
    • Juxtaposition: Combining the serious topic of domestic violence with the technical, mechanical concept of “percussive maintenance.”
    • Euphemism: Using a seemingly innocuous term to describe a violent act.
    • Stereotype/Trope: It subtly plays on the trope of robots being machines that might require physical “persuasion” to function properly.

Key Elements:

  1. Domestic Violence: A serious and sensitive topic.
  2. Human/Robot Couple: A futuristic, potentially absurd scenario.
  3. Percussive Maintenance: A technical term implying physical force as a solution.

Comedic Enrichment:

Here are a few options, playing on different aspects:

Option 1: A “Did You Know?” style observation:

“Did you know that the term ‘percussive maintenance’ is often used by IT professionals? It’s almost never recommended for relationships, human or otherwise. Studies show that consistently hitting your partner with a wrench tends to reduce their emotional availability… and their overall lifespan.”

Why it works: This takes the original joke’s core pun and expands upon it. It creates an ironic twist by contrasting the use of “percussive maintenance” in IT with its completely inappropriate application to relationships.

Option 2: A New Joke:

“Why did the robot file for divorce? Because after years of ‘percussive maintenance,’ she felt like her emotional circuits were completely fried. The judge ruled it was a clear case of ‘battery-related trauma.'”

Why it works: This builds directly off the original joke by creating a mini-narrative around the concept. It incorporates another pun (“battery-related trauma”) to extend the humor.

Option 3: A Witty Observation:

“In the future, relationship therapists may need specialized training in robotics repair. Their advice? ‘Before resorting to percussive maintenance, try unplugging and plugging back in. And maybe update your firmware.'”

Why it works: This adds a layer of absurdity by imagining the practical implications of a human/robot relationship gone wrong. It also throws in another tech-related humor element by referencing common IT troubleshooting steps.

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