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What do you have if you have one large green ball in your left hand and one large green ball in your right hand?

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

The undivided attention of the Hulk.

Joke Poo:

What do you have if you have a tiny, shimmering, almost invisible speck of fairy dust in your left hand and a tiny, shimmering, almost invisible speck of fairy dust in your right hand?

…

…A very anxious dermatologist.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The setup poses a physical scenario: holding two large green balls. This sets up an expectation of a practical answer (weight, size comparison, etc.).
  • Punchline: The answer subverts this expectation with a humorous and unexpected response: "The undivided attention of the Hulk."
  • Humor Element: The humor comes from the surprise and the implied danger. Large green balls immediately associate with the Hulk, known for his immense strength and destructive tendencies when angered. The implication is that holding these objects will certainly attract his attention, and likely, that attention won’t be pleasant.
  • Key Elements:
    • Green: The color is crucial for identifying the connection to the Hulk.
    • Large Balls: Adds to the absurdity and further emphasizes the "Hulk-like" characteristics of the objects.
    • Hulk: The connection to the popular culture character.
    • Undivided Attention: The hyperbole reinforces the danger and suggests a single-minded focus from a powerful being.

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, let’s build on this using facts and interesting tidbits about the Hulk and related topics.

New Joke/Observation:

Option 1: Playing on the Hulk’s origin.

Why did Bruce Banner suddenly get so invested in bocce ball?

Turns out, he just wanted to keep those gamma rays away from the lawnmower! He knew what happened last time he had a green ball and a bad temper…

Option 2: A Hulk-themed "Did You Know?"

Did you know: The Hulk’s skin color wasn’t always green! Originally, Stan Lee wanted him to be grey. However, due to printing inconsistencies in the early comics, the grey came out differently in each panel. Lee decided green was easier to maintain and more visually striking. So, technically, the answer to the original joke could have been ‘The undivided attention of potentially inconsistent colored Hulk.’

Option 3: A Witty Observation (playing with expectations)

Everyone always jokes about the Hulk’s anger, but have you ever stopped to consider the sheer loneliness of someone who’s only happy when they’re holding two very specific green balls? We should probably offer him some stress balls and a good therapist. Maybe some anger management strategies that don’t involve tearing his shirt.

Explanation of Enrichment:

  • Option 1: This joke uses a classic comedic device: the twist. It leads the audience to believe it’s a serious explanation, then subverts that with a humorous connection to the Hulk’s origin story. The humor stems from imagining Banner actively avoiding further transformations.
  • Option 2: The "Did You Know?" format uses a true fact about the Hulk’s history to offer an alternative, tongue-in-cheek interpretation of the original joke. It acknowledges the importance of the color green while highlighting the real-world reason behind it.
  • Option 3: This takes a more meta approach. Instead of just playing on the humor of the situation, it points out the deeper, (albeit absurd) pathos implied in the joke. It’s a subversion of the usual "Hulk smash" trope, and instead offers a somewhat sympathetic, even absurdly empathetic perspective.

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