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What does a mathematician do when constipated?

Posted on September 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Why of course, work it out with a pencil.

Joke Poo: What does a plumber do when their pipes are clogged?

Why of course, they call a mathematician to work it out with a pencil.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What does a mathematician do when constipated?” This sets up a situation that most people can relate to (digestive issues) and connects it to a specific profession (mathematician).
  • Punchline: “Why of course, work it out with a pencil.” This relies on a clever pun. The phrase “work it out” is commonly used for solving math problems, and it’s reinterpreted in the context of constipation to suggest physically manipulating the situation with a pencil. The humor comes from the absurdity and unexpected connection between math and bowel movements.
  • Key Elements:
    • Mathematician: The professional identity.
    • Constipation: The relatable, albeit slightly embarrassing, physical ailment.
    • “Work it out”: The pun that ties the two together.
    • Pencil: The tool associated with math, now used in an utterly inappropriate and humorous manner.

Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s focus on the “Pencil” element and incorporate a bit of pencil history for a new joke/observation:

New Humor (Witty Observation):

“It’s interesting that the mathematician in the constipation joke uses a pencil. You know, for years, pencil lead wasn’t even lead! They thought it was, hence the name, but it was actually graphite. So, essentially, the poor mathematician is trying to ‘work things out’ with a relatively inert, non-toxic form of carbon. At least it won’t poison him… unless he really works at it.”

Analysis of New Humor:

  • Builds on original: It directly references the pencil from the original joke.
  • Incorporates Factual Tidbit: It introduces the history of pencil lead and its composition.
  • Adds a Layer of Absurdity: By pointing out the harmlessness of graphite, it ironically highlights the uselessness (and slight desperation) of the action, further enhancing the comedic image.
  • Ends with a Darkly Humorous Twist: The “unless he really works at it” adds a slightly dark, unexpected ending, playing on the desperation implied by the scenario.

New Joke Idea:

“Why did the constipated mathematician use an eraser instead of the pencil? Because he wanted to back out of the problem.”

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