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What does Porky Pig use to wipe?

Posted on June 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A bidet.
A bidet.
A bidet.

That’s all, folks!

Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version:

Joke Poo:

What does Winnie the Pooh use to wipe his bum?

A honeypot.
A honeypot.
A honeypot.

Oh bother!

Alright, let’s dive into this porcine punnery!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: "What does Porky Pig use to wipe?" Sets up an expectation of an answer related to something potentially clumsy or character-specific to Porky Pig.
  • Punchline: "A bidet. A bidet. A bidet." This is a phonetic play on the phrase "That’s all folks!," Porky Pig’s signature sign-off at the end of Looney Tunes cartoons.
  • Humor: The humor relies on the unexpected phonetic similarity and the quick connection to the iconic catchphrase. It’s a simple, pun-based joke. The repetition of "A bidet" emphasizes the phonetic similarity and builds anticipation for the punchline.

Key Elements:

  1. Porky Pig: A well-known cartoon character. Known for his stutter and ending phrase, "Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!"
  2. Bidet: A bathroom fixture used for personal hygiene.
  3. Phonetic Similarity: The core of the joke’s humor.
  4. "That’s All Folks!": Porky Pig’s signature phrase.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s use these elements to create a new joke and a related ‘did you know’ fact:

New Joke:

What did Petunia Pig say when she finally convinced Porky to install a bidet?

"Oh, for goodness sakes Porky, it’s about thyme!"

Why it works:

  • It’s based on the existing joke.
  • "Thyme" is pronounced similarly to time.
  • It references "for goodness sakes" which is a phrase that Petunia Pig has used in many cartoons.

Amusing ‘Did You Know’ Fact:

Did you know that while bidets are becoming increasingly popular in the United States, they’ve been a common feature in many European and Asian countries for centuries? In fact, the first modern bidet was invented in France sometime in the late 17th century, meaning that even before the advent of Porky Pig, someone, somewhere, was enjoying a squeaky-clean "That’s all, folks!" feeling!

Why it’s funny/interesting:

  • It links the joke to a factual historical detail about bidets.
  • The final line cleverly twists the "That’s all, folks!" catchphrase back into the bidet context, creating a humorous circular connection.
  • The contrast between the modern convenience of a bidet and the old-timey feel of Looney Tunes cartoons adds to the amusement.

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