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What goes pataclop pataclop pataclop ratatatatata pataclop pataclop pataclop ?

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes ploop… ploop… splash… glug glug glug… ploop… ploop…

… A lactose-intolerant mermaid trying to order a milkshake at a drive-thru.

Alright, let’s dissect this "Amish drive-by shooting" joke.

Core Elements:

  1. Juxtaposition: The humor relies on the extreme contrast between the Amish stereotype (peaceful, non-violent, horse-and-buggy) and the concept of a "drive-by shooting" (violent, urban, associated with cars and gangs).
  2. Sound Effects: The onomatopoeia creates a vivid (and funny) image of the buggy’s "pataclop" hooves followed by the improbable "ratatatatata" of gunfire.
  3. Unexpected Twist: The listener is led to believe they’re being asked about a simple animal sound, before the violent punchline is revealed.
  4. Stereotype Subversion: While relying on stereotypes, the joke also subverts them by imagining the Amish engaging in something utterly uncharacteristic.

Comedic Enrichment/New Joke:

Okay, here’s a "Did You Know" with a twist, playing on the same elements of juxtaposition and stereotype subversion:

Did you know: Amish buggies are legally required to display a slow-moving vehicle triangle. This is to warn other drivers that the buggy is traveling at a speed significantly slower than the national average… which probably isn’t much of a concern when they’re conducting an illegal drive-by shooting.

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