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What happens when you put a plus sign, on a dress?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

It becomes an address.

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What happens when you give a map, to a plumber?

It becomes an indoor us.

Alright, let’s break down this joke!

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “What happens when you put a plus sign, on a dress?”
  • Punchline: “It becomes an address.”
  • Humor Mechanism: This is a pun based on the similar sounds of “plus dress” and “address.” The joke relies on a double meaning, playing on the literal action (adding a “+” symbol) versus the resulting word. It’s simple, clean, and relies on linguistic trickery.
  • Core Elements: Plus sign (+), dress, address, homophone.

Comedic Enrichment – Option 1: The “Did You Know?” Enhancement

“So, you know how a plus sign on a dress makes an address? Well, did you know the most expensive dress ever made was the ‘Nightingale of Kuala Lumpur,’ valued at $30 million? If that dress had a plus sign on it, it would need its own private security address… and probably a very strong mailbox!”

Why it works:

  • Ties back to the original joke: Uses the core concept of a dress and address.
  • Adds factual interest: Incorporates a fun fact about a ridiculously expensive dress.
  • Extends the humor: The imagery of a highly secure address for a dress is inherently funny.

Comedic Enrichment – Option 2: A New Joke Variation

“Why did the mathematician buy a really fancy dress?

Because she needed to find its complex conjugate… and she heard putting a plus sign on it helped her find the ‘address’ of its imaginary component!”

Why it works:

  • Leverages elements from the original: Plus sign, address.
  • Adds a layer of complexity: Introduces mathematical terms (“complex conjugate,” “imaginary component”) for a slightly more sophisticated, nerdy joke.
  • Maintains the pun-based structure: The punchline still relies on the “address” pun.

Comedic Enrichment – Option 3: Witty Observation

“The ‘plus dress’ joke is really a testament to the power of symbols. Imagine if adding a division sign to pants made them ‘divisibility.’ Suddenly, everyone’s checking their pants for factors of three. Fashion would become a math lesson!”

Why it works:

  • Reflects on the joke’s core concept: The relationship between symbols and words.
  • Extends the concept in a ridiculous direction: Applying the same logic to other symbols and articles of clothing.
  • Observational humor: Points out the absurd implications of the joke’s premise.

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