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What is it called when you thrown a nun out of the monastery?

Posted on November 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nun-chucks.

Joke Poo:

Original Joke:

What is it called when you throw a nun out of the monastery?

Nun-chucks.

Joke Poo:

What do you call a group of pigeons who start a band?

Coop-Rock.

Alright, let’s break down this nun-chucklingly bad (but in a good way!) joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What is it called when you throw a nun out of the monastery?” This sets up an expectation for a formal, possibly religiously themed answer.
  • Punchline: “Nun-chucks.” This utilizes a pun, replacing “nunchucks” (the martial arts weapon) with “nun-chucks” to create a humorous image of nuns being thrown.
  • Key Elements:
    • Pun: The core of the joke relies on the sound-alike words “nunchucks” and “nun-chucks.”
    • Juxtaposition: The joke creates humor by placing the seemingly serious and serene figure of a nun in a violent (albeit imagined) act of being thrown.
    • Wordplay: Simple, yet effective manipulation of words.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Now, let’s leverage these elements for a new bit of humor. I’ll go with a “Did You Know?” format playing off the nunchuck weapon:

Did You Know: The nunchaku, often called “nunchucks”, evolved from a Southeast Asian rice flail? Now, imagine the awkward performance review for the nun who started using that in the monastery garden. Management was NOT impressed. Apparently, waving them around and yelling, “Rice and shine, heathens!” wasn’t considered “convent appropriate.” Sister Mary Margaret was quietly transferred to the Benedictine Order of Demolition, where her skills were much more appreciated. Rumor has it, their motto is, “Pray and Spray!” (with demolition charges, naturally).

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