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What should be used to keep men away?

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Detergent

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the detergent joke:

Joke Poo: What Should You Use To Keep Flies Away?

… Deter-gents! (Like, be gents, or the flies will leave!)

Alright, let’s analyze this “joke.”

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “What should be used to keep men away?” – Sets up a question with the expectation of a solution.
  • Punchline: “Detergent” – This is where the humor lies. The comedic effect stems from a pun.
    • Double Meaning: “Detergent” sounds like “deter rent.”
    • Subversion: The expected answer might be something romantic or relationship-related. The pun plays on the idea of literally deterring men in a mundane way.

Key Elements:

  • Pun/Wordplay: The core of the joke.
  • Stereotype/Gender Norms (Implied): Lightly touches on the idea (often stereotyped) that some women might want to keep men away, or that relationships can be messy.
  • Domesticity: Detergent is associated with cleaning and the home.

Humorous Enrichment & New Humor Creation:

Now, let’s build something new based on this:

Option 1: Witty Observation

“Detergent: Officially the only weapon against men with a pH higher than their IQ.”

  • Leverages: Pun, and adds a science angle (pH) for a slightly nerdy twist. Continues playing on a mild gender-based stereotype.

Option 2: “Did You Know?” (Amusingly Dubious Fact)

“Did you know that the active ingredient in most detergents is sodium lauryl sulfate? Fun fact: When directly applied to men exhibiting ‘mansplaining’ behavior, it’s scientifically proven to reduce their verbose output by up to 75%.”

  • Leverages: Detergent, science (pseudo-science!), and a trending topic (mansplaining). The humor comes from the absurd application of scientific terms to a social issue.

Option 3: New Joke (Building on the Original)

“What’s the best way to make a man disappear completely?”

“Simple! First, give him a task involving laundry. Then, add detergent. He’ll vanish faster than your matching socks.”

  • Leverages: Detergent and builds on the ‘men avoiding domestic chores’ stereotype in a very direct way. The punchline highlights common laundry frustrations and adds the image of disappearing socks for extra amusement.

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