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What’s it called when a gay guy is staring at you?

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

A gaze

Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your original:

Joke Poo: What’s it called when your dog won’t stop staring at you while you’re on the toilet?

A potty gaze.

Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then inject some comedic enrichment.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What’s it called when a gay guy is staring at you?” – This sets up a question-and-answer format, creating anticipation for a pun or wordplay. It also relies on a basic (perhaps stereotypical, but essential for the joke’s function) understanding of attraction and sexual orientation.
  • Punchline: “A gaze” – The punchline uses wordplay. The word “gaze” sounds similar to “gay’s”, thus creating a humorous connection. The humor derives from the unexpected and slightly silly association of a common word with a specific sexual orientation.
  • Humor Type: Pun/Wordplay.
  • Target: The joke plays on language and a mild observation about human interaction. It leans on the listener making the auditory connection between “gaze” and a homophone.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s delve into facts related to gazes and homosexuality to craft something new.

Fact 1: Pupil Dilation Pupil dilation is a good thing to consider here, since it is scientifically linked with attraction.

New Joke/Observation:

Option 1 (Self-Aware & Meta):

“You know, it’s ironic that the punchline is ‘a gaze.’ Because scientifically, when someone is really attracted to you, their pupils dilate. So technically, it’s not just a gaze, it’s an ocular admission of hormonal havoc. Which, frankly, is a much less concise punchline.”

Option 2 (Playing on the Science):

“What do you call it when a gay guy is staring at you, and his pupils are REALLY big? Definite a gaze. Like, capital-D definite.”

Option 3 (Subverting Expectations):

“What do you call it when a gay guy is staring at you intently? Depends. Is he an art critic assessing your outfit? Because then it’s probably ‘thoughtful appraisal’.”

Explanation of Choices:

  • Option 1: The meta-joke acknowledges the simplicity of the original pun but then dives into the science of attraction to over-complicate and subvert expectations. It’s funny because it’s overly analytical and ruins the simplicity of the original joke.
  • Option 2: Extends the pun with a qualifier.
  • Option 3: Turns the topic to something else.

Hopefully, these examples showcase how we can take a simple pun and enrich it with factual elements and different comedic approaches to create something new and (hopefully) amusing!

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