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What’s the best way to cook monkfish?

Posted on November 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

A friar.

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled “The Case of the Missing Case File”:

The Case of the Missing Case File

What’s the best way for a detective to crack a cold case?

…A hard drive.

Alright, let’s get our knives and metaphorical spices ready for this joke dissection!

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “What’s the best way to cook monkfish?” This sets up a question expecting a culinary answer.
  • Punchline: “A friar.” This is a pun. “Friar” sounds like “fryer,” a cooking apparatus. This wordplay relies on the homophone.
  • Humor Mechanism: Punning, unexpected answer, playing on a listener’s expectation of a cooking-related response. It’s simple, clean, and relies on the sound of words rather than complex concepts.

Key Elements:

  • Monkfish: The specific type of fish is important, as it sets up the potential for a more sophisticated culinary punchline.
  • Cooking: The act of cooking frames the context.
  • Sound-alike Words: The success of the joke hinges on the near-identical pronunciation of “fryer” and “friar”.
  • Friar: The unexpected religious figure is the key to the humor.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use these elements to create a bit more humor. Here are a few options:

Option 1: The “Did You Know?” Approach (Infusing with Fact):

Did you know? Monkfish, despite its rather frightening appearance, is often called “poor man’s lobster” because of its firm, mild-tasting flesh. Which is ironic, because finding a literal friar to fry it would probably be a much more expensive and ethically questionable cooking method. Plus, I’m not sure they’re trained in culinary arts… unless there’s a forgotten order dedicated to perfectly battered hake.

Analysis of Option 1: This builds on the original joke by introducing factual information about monkfish, then contrasting the expectation of a simple cooking method with the absurdity of actually involving a friar. It also adds a layer of meta-humor by acknowledging the silliness of the original pun.

Option 2: The “Expanding the Joke” Approach (New Pun):

What’s the best way to cook monkfish? A friar.

But if you want a dish with a little more sole, maybe ask a fishmonger instead. At least they carpe diem and actually know how to bass-ically prepare a fish.

Analysis of Option 2: This retains the original pun and extends the joke with similar puns involving other fish-related words. This works best if you love the original concept and are looking to play more with its structure.

Option 3: The Witty Observation Approach (Playing on Expectations):

I asked a chef what the best way to cook monkfish was, and he just looked at me blankly. I guess you could say his culinary knowledge was a little… monastic.

Analysis of Option 3: This approach side-steps the obvious pun and creates humor by playing on the listener’s expectation of the original punchline, and then delivering a different, related pun. It rewards the listener’s awareness of the original joke.

In conclusion: The original joke is simple but effective due to its pun. Enriching it involves either adding factual context and commenting on the absurdity, or playing further with wordplay and expectations. The key is to amplify the initial humorous spark!

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