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Category: What’s the difference

What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Either way, your gonna need a tissue Joke Poo: What do Solving a Rubik’s Cube and Cooking a Perfect Steak Have in Common? What do solving a Rubik’s Cube and cooking a…

What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Snowballs. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing off the snowman/snow woman joke, titled… Joke Poo: What’s the Difference? What’s the difference between a well-trained circus elephant and a poorly…

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

Posted on July 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a chef? A chef…

What’s the difference between light an hard?

Posted on July 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

You can sleep with a light on. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the light/hard joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a garden hose and a boa…

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

Posted on July 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the garbanzo bean/chickpea joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a compost bin…

A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery.

Posted on July 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

The world is his cloister. Original Joke: A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery. The world is his cloister. Joke Poo: A Comedian is Like…

What’s the difference between a plumber and someone who sleeps with sea animals?

Posted on July 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

a plumber wants a dry seal Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, attempting to keep a similar structure and a slightly gross-out humor angle: Joke Poo: The Compost King What’s the difference…

What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Posted on July 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

One is two dollars and the other is under a buck. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a fortune cookie and a broken jar of mayonnaise? One offers words of encouragement for…

A soldier dies and goes to hell… (old one)

Posted on July 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

… because of the "Thou shalt not kill" thing. He's standing at the front desk before a bespectacled demon with a huge ledger. The demon runs a finger down the list, finds…

My roommate said, “You like the Chicago Bears? I pegged you as a Packers fan.”

Posted on July 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

I suddenly had a traumatic flashback to the night she stood in the doorway wearing nothing but a cheesehead hat and a strap-on. Joke Poo: My Colleague Said My colleague said, "You…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
  • I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.

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