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Category: What’s the difference

What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…

Little Johnny comes home from school

Posted on September 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

“How was your day?” says his dad. “Not so good, got in trouble during maths” replies the boy. “Well what happened?” asks dad. “The teacher asked what’s 2×3 and I answered 6”…

Everything is bigger in Texas

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…

What’s the difference between a flamethrower and a zippo? Ones a flame shooting gun that’s very heavy.

Posted on September 3, 2025 by Joke Poo

The other is a little lighter. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the flamethrower/zippo joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Difference What’s the difference between a professional dog groomer…

What’s the difference between a billionaire and an average person?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Zero. , >! Unfortunately eight of them !< Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the billionaire joke: Title: Joke Poo: What the Plumber Found What’s the difference between a clogged toilet…

What’s the difference between Outlaws and In laws?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Outlaws are wanted! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between Octopuses and Politicians? Octopuses have eight arms to shake hands…

What’s the difference in people from Dubai and those in Abu Dhabi?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do Joke Poo: Why is My Toilet Clogged? What’s the difference between a plumber in London and one in Paris?…

A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”

Posted on August 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….

What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a diabetic, and someone leaving a construction job interview?

Posted on July 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

One met four men. One needs Metformin. One met the foreman. Okay, I’ll take a shot at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke. Joke Poo: The Data Analyst What’s the difference…

What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Either way, your gonna need a tissue Joke Poo: What do Solving a Rubik’s Cube and Cooking a Perfect Steak Have in Common? What do solving a Rubik’s Cube and cooking a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine
  • A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
  • But by the grace of god…
  • The Serpent and the Sausage Maker

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