A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…
Category: What’s the difference
Little Johnny comes home from school
“How was your day?” says his dad. “Not so good, got in trouble during maths” replies the boy. “Well what happened?” asks dad. “The teacher asked what’s 2×3 and I answered 6”…
Everything is bigger in Texas
A guy is visiting Texas for the first time. Having just arrived after a long day of travel, he goes to the hotel restaurant for dinner. He orders a steak, and the…
What’s the difference between a flamethrower and a zippo? Ones a flame shooting gun that’s very heavy.
The other is a little lighter. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the flamethrower/zippo joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Difference What’s the difference between a professional dog groomer…
What’s the difference between a billionaire and an average person?
Zero. , >! Unfortunately eight of them !< Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the billionaire joke: Title: Joke Poo: What the Plumber Found What’s the difference between a clogged toilet…
What’s the difference between Outlaws and In laws?
Outlaws are wanted! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between Octopuses and Politicians? Octopuses have eight arms to shake hands…
What’s the difference in people from Dubai and those in Abu Dhabi?
People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but those in Abu Dhabi do Joke Poo: Why is My Toilet Clogged? What’s the difference between a plumber in London and one in Paris?…
A young priest asks a wise older priest, “What’s the difference between the Jesuit and Dominican Orders?”
The older priest says wearily, "Well, actually they have a lot in common. They were both founded by Spaniards, St. Dominic for the Dominicans, and St. Ignatius of Loyola for the Jesuits….
What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a diabetic, and someone leaving a construction job interview?
One met four men. One needs Metformin. One met the foreman. Okay, I’ll take a shot at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke. Joke Poo: The Data Analyst What’s the difference…
What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
Either way, your gonna need a tissue Joke Poo: What do Solving a Rubik’s Cube and Cooking a Perfect Steak Have in Common? What do solving a Rubik’s Cube and cooking a…