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What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?

Posted on September 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

One met four men, one metformin, and one met foreman.

Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a nervous pigeon, a confused mathematician, and a plumber fixing a leaky faucet?

One keeps cooing, one keeps computing, and one keeps… poo-ing (because it’s a broken sewage pipe, get it?).

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Elements of the Original Joke:

  • Setup: Presents three seemingly unrelated scenarios (gay bar, medical condition, job application)
  • Punchline: Relies on a homophone pun:
    • “Met four men” (meaning “met” the guys)
    • “Metformin” (a common diabetes medication)
    • “Met foreman” (meaning “met” the supervisor)
  • Humor: Comes from the unexpected connection between the scenarios via the sound-alike words. It’s a wordplay joke that leverages common knowledge of the setup situations.

Dissecting the Humor:

The joke’s humor lies primarily in the auditory surprise. Our brains expect a logical connection to emerge from the list of scenarios, but instead, we get a series of wordplay associations. It’s simple, a little silly, and plays on the expectation of a more complex or profound connection.

Enhancement & New Humor Creation:

Now, let’s build on the “met” concept, injecting some interesting facts and adding a new layer of humor:

Option 1: “Did You Know” style witty observation

“Did you know that the word ‘meet’ comes from the Old English word ‘mētan,’ meaning ‘to encounter or find’? Ironically, whether you’re encountering potential partners, managing your blood sugar, or trying to secure employment on a construction site, sometimes what you find isn’t what you expected. Especially if you’re expecting four men and end up with just… one, or you are expecting Metamucil but get Metformin (yikes!), or even worse – you are expecting foreman but get laid off.”

Why this works:

  • Factuality: It introduces a real piece of linguistic trivia.
  • Connection: It links the etymology of “meet” back to the joke’s core concept.
  • Added Humour: The punchline, “you are expecting foreman but get laid off” relates to the joke at hand but is based on real-life situations.

Option 2: A related, but different, joke structure

What do a geometry student, a lonely guy in a park, and a confused person have in common?

They’re all trying to tangent. The student is trying to find one. The lonely guy is saying he’s trying to find one! And the confused person wants to know, “where did he go?”

Why this works:

  • New Homophone: Introduces a different homophone (tangent/tangent)
  • Similar Structure: Follows the same set up structure
  • Added layers: It alludes to the idea of trying to find a girlfriend, or “tangent” but follows back up on a joke relating to the homophone.

Option 3: A continuation of the original joke

So, after the guy met four men, the diabetic took Metformin, and the job applicant met the foreman, what did they all have for lunch?

A “meating of the minds” sandwich!

Why this works:

  • Builds on the original: Continues the wordplay.
  • Unexpected twist: Uses another homophone (“meet”/”meat”) to create a final, silly connection.

By understanding the joke’s elements and leveraging factual information or similar comedic structures, we can create new, related humor that enhances or plays off the original.

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