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What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

Posted on September 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo”:

Title: Joke Poo

What’s the difference between a politician and a septic tank?

When a septic tank overflows, you know it’s been emptied.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build on it:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet?” This uses the classic joke format of comparing two seemingly disparate things.
  • Punchline: “When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired.” This is a dark, wordplay-based punchline relying on the double meaning of “fired.” It links the bullet’s literal firing to a police officer being fired from their job after a questionable shooting.
  • Humor Type: Dark humor, wordplay, potentially topical (depending on current events).
  • Key Elements:
    • Police Officer: Represents authority, potential for abuse of power.
    • Bullet: Represents deadly force, irrevocability.
    • “Fired”: Wordplay, linking physical action with employment status.
    • Killing: The darkest element, highlighting the potential consequences of both actions.

Comedic Enrichment: Building on the Joke

Okay, now for some comedic additions leveraging facts and observations. Let’s try an amusing ‘Did You Know’ spin:

Option 1: Leaning into the bullet aspect:

  • Did you know: Ballistics experts can often determine the exact type of gun a bullet came from based on the rifling marks? It’s almost as precise as figuring out which police department a fired officer used to work for, based on the distinct flavor of their severance package. Usually tastes of quiet resignation and a dash of public outcry.

Why this works: It uses a factual element about bullets (ballistics) and then uses wordplay to relate it back to the “fired” officer element. The “flavor” metaphor adds a layer of dark humor.

Option 2: Focusing on the police officer aspect:

  • Did you know: The average police academy training program is, like, six months long? That’s roughly the same amount of time it takes for a bullet to reach its target and for the officer to be placed on administrative leave pending an investigation. Coincidence? I think not. Training needs to cover more than just obstacle courses; maybe they should incorporate mandatory interpretive dance classes. It’s hard to shoot someone when you’re expressing yourself through movement.

Why this works: This uses a slightly cynical observation about training time and connects it to the legal process after a shooting incident. The suggestion of interpretive dance adds absurdity.

Option 3: A Darker, Observation-Based Joke:

  • I heard they’re developing “smart bullets” now. Supposedly, they can even target specific individuals. I’m not sure what’s more terrifying: the technology itself, or the fact that the bullet will probably receive less scrutiny than the police officer who ordered it fired.

Why this works: Leverages the advancement of technology to add to the original joke’s dark and cynical nature.

Hopefully, these build upon the original joke in a humorous and interesting way!

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