One’s a Coronavirus, the other’s a Verona crisis!
Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Joke Poo”:
Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a clogged toilet and the plot of Hamlet?
One’s a plumbing disaster, the other’s a prince’s despair!
Alright, let’s analyze this joke.
Core Elements:
- Juxtaposition: The joke sets up a comparison between a global pandemic (COVID) and a classic Shakespearean tragedy (Romeo and Juliet). The unexpectedness of this pairing is part of the humor.
- Pun/Wordplay: The punchline hinges on the similar sounds of “Coronavirus” and “Verona crisis.” “Verona” being the Italian city where Romeo and Juliet is set.
- Structure: Classic question-answer format, creating anticipation and a payoff.
- Irony/Dark Humor: Subtly referencing the tragic and widespread impact of both COVID and the (fictional) devastating events in Verona.
Factual/Interesting Tidbits to Spark New Humor:
- COVID Variants: COVID-19 has seen multiple variants, each with different properties and levels of concern.
- Verona Tourism: Romeo and Juliet is a HUGE draw for tourism in Verona, Italy. Juliet’s balcony is a major attraction, and people leave love notes there (even though it’s a fictional story!)
- Shakespeare’s Plays and Disease: Shakespeare’s plays often reference or are influenced by outbreaks of disease (plague in particular).
New Humor Creation:
Type 1: Witty Observation
“Verona must have some serious crisis management protocols in place. They went from Shakespearean family feuds to a global pandemic and are still managing to keep the tourists coming! Maybe their secret is claiming it all increases ‘romantic ambiance’.”
Analysis: This playes on how well Verona (Italy) has handled its tourism in the face of the pandemic.
Type 2: New Joke
Why did the COVID variant Delta refuse to visit Verona?
Because it heard the Capulets and Montagues were already experiencing extreme Delta between them!
Analysis: This joke uses the COVID variant name “Delta” to highlight the disagreement between the two families in Romeo and Juliet, which is the main issue in the play.
Type 3: Amusing ‘Did You Know’
“Did you know that visitors to Juliet’s house in Verona leave so many love letters stuck to the walls that the city has to regularly clean them off? It’s basically a paper-based pandemic of unrequited love. Unlike COVID, however, it doesn’t seem to have a cure… or at least, not one they’re willing to apply pressure to like the coronavirus vaccine.”
Analysis: This takes the real-world phenomenon of Juliet’s house love letters and frames it in the context of a “pandemic,” contrasting it with the actual COVID pandemic and creating a humorous juxtaposition.

