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Category: What’s the difference

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say “Fuck”

Posted on July 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Get another sweet little old lady to say “Bingo!” Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: The Algorithm How do you get a highly…

Whats the difference between God and a surgeon?

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

God doesn't think he's a surgeon Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "God and a Surgeon" joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Comedian and the AI": Joke Poo:…

When Martin returned from a business vacation

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…

What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…

What’s an F-150 and hitting on my brother’s ex wife have in common?

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’d both be half-ton pick ups. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Data Dump What do a poorly secured corporate server and…

Dear British redditors, what’s the difference between the dollar and the pound?

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

I didn’t take your mom to dollar town. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing off the original joke’s format and delivery: Joke Poo: Dear NASA Scientists Dear NASA scientists, what’s the difference between…

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

A drunk will blow through a stop sign at 80 MPH. A stoner will wait for it to turn green! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a coder and a gamer? A…

What’s the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A large pizza can feed a family of four. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a crypto miner and a flock of seagulls? A flock of seagulls only squawk about lost profits….

You can only pick 2

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Happiness, Being right, Being married Okay, I can only pick 2 from the list "Happiness, Being right, Being married." I choose: Being right and Being married. Here’s the original joke (I need…

Wife: What’s the difference between a joke and 2 dlcks?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husband: What? Wife: I can't take a joke Joke Poo: Boss Battle Blues Boss: What’s the difference between a performance review and a double espresso? Employee: What? Boss: I can’t stand a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.
  • A tourist goes to a restaurant in Madrid and orders the special. When it comes, he asks what it is.
  • What do orgasms and sneezing have in common?
  • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.
  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.

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