Snowballs. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing off the snowman/snow woman joke, titled… Joke Poo: What’s the Difference? What’s the difference between a well-trained circus elephant and a poorly…
Category: What’s the difference
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a plumber and a chef? A chef…
What’s the difference between light an hard?
You can sleep with a light on. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the light/hard joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a garden hose and a boa…
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the garbanzo bean/chickpea joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a compost bin…
A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery.
The world is his cloister. Original Joke: A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery. The world is his cloister. Joke Poo: A Comedian is Like…
What’s the difference between a plumber and someone who sleeps with sea animals?
a plumber wants a dry seal Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, attempting to keep a similar structure and a slightly gross-out humor angle: Joke Poo: The Compost King What’s the difference…
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
One is two dollars and the other is under a buck. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a fortune cookie and a broken jar of mayonnaise? One offers words of encouragement for…
A soldier dies and goes to hell… (old one)
… because of the "Thou shalt not kill" thing. He's standing at the front desk before a bespectacled demon with a huge ledger. The demon runs a finger down the list, finds…
My roommate said, “You like the Chicago Bears? I pegged you as a Packers fan.”
I suddenly had a traumatic flashback to the night she stood in the doorway wearing nothing but a cheesehead hat and a strap-on. Joke Poo: My Colleague Said My colleague said, "You…
How do you get a sweet little old lady to say “Fuck”
Get another sweet little old lady to say “Bingo!” Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt, "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: The Algorithm How do you get a highly…