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Category: What’s the difference

Whats the difference between God and a surgeon?

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

God doesn't think he's a surgeon Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "God and a Surgeon" joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Comedian and the AI": Joke Poo:…

When Martin returned from a business vacation

Posted on June 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…

What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Chad gpt Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "What do you call a guy who thinks he knows everything? Chad GPT" joke, aiming for a similar structure…

What’s an F-150 and hitting on my brother’s ex wife have in common?

Posted on June 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’d both be half-ton pick ups. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Data Dump What do a poorly secured corporate server and…

Dear British redditors, what’s the difference between the dollar and the pound?

Posted on June 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

I didn’t take your mom to dollar town. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing off the original joke’s format and delivery: Joke Poo: Dear NASA Scientists Dear NASA scientists, what’s the difference between…

What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

A drunk will blow through a stop sign at 80 MPH. A stoner will wait for it to turn green! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a coder and a gamer? A…

What’s the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A large pizza can feed a family of four. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a crypto miner and a flock of seagulls? A flock of seagulls only squawk about lost profits….

You can only pick 2

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Happiness, Being right, Being married Okay, I can only pick 2 from the list "Happiness, Being right, Being married." I choose: Being right and Being married. Here’s the original joke (I need…

Wife: What’s the difference between a joke and 2 dlcks?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husband: What? Wife: I can't take a joke Joke Poo: Boss Battle Blues Boss: What’s the difference between a performance review and a double espresso? Employee: What? Boss: I can’t stand a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine

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