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What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?

Posted on September 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

I'm strapped and coming to see you.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original:

Joke Poo: The Existential Plumber

What’s the most unsettling thing a quantum-physics-obsessed, existential crisis-having, excessively punctual plumber can say to you while unclogging your toilet?

I’ve observed the system, and it’s simultaneously backed up and not backed up until I make a measurement. I’ll be here at 3:07 pm.

Alright, let’s break down this joke like a forensic humor investigator!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The setup creates a character profile with several distinct and potentially conflicting attributes:
    • Gun-toting: Implies potential violence and danger.
    • Pegging Enthusiast: Introduces a specific sexual act (anal penetration performed by the woman on the man), implying a power dynamic.
    • Broke Ass Girlfriend: Highlights financial instability and potential neediness/reliance.
  • Punchline: “I’m strapped and coming to see you.” This line cleverly leverages the ambiguity of “strapped.” It could mean:
    • “Strapped” in the gun sense: Reinforced the gun-toting aspect.
    • “Strapped” in the pegging sense: Refers to the dildo harness.
    • “Coming to see you”: Suggests an imminent visit, raising tension.
  • Humor: The humor derives from:
    • The unexpected combination of characteristics.
    • The double entendre of “strapped.”
    • The anxiety created by the implied threat/visit.

Key Elements & Interesting Tidbits:

  1. Guns:
    • Tidbit: The Glock 19 is one of the most popular handguns in America and is often used in law enforcement. It’s known for its reliability and ease of use.
  2. Pegging:
    • Tidbit: While historically niche, pegging has gained wider acceptance and visibility due to changing attitudes toward sexuality and gender roles, finding discussion and advocacy in LGBTQ+ spaces.
  3. Financial Instability:
    • Tidbit: Studies show that financial stress is a leading cause of relationship problems and breakups.

New Humor Creation:

Type: Witty Observation

“You know you’re dating in the 21st century when ‘I’m strapped’ is both a threat and an enthusiastic declaration of a planned activity. And let’s be real, the gun is probably cheaper than the high-end harness.”

Explanation:

This observation builds on the ambiguity of “strapped” from the original joke. It acknowledges both the dangerous (gun) and sexual (pegging) interpretations, then adds a touch of realism by suggesting that a gun might actually be more accessible financially than a quality pegging harness.

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