Nobody's laughing now.
Okay, here’s my attempt:
Joke Poo: Crypto King
When he was a teen, Billy said he’d be a crypto billionaire by the time he was thirty, and everyone invested in his DogeCoin scheme.
Nobody’s profiting now.
Alright, let’s break down this James Corden joke:
Core Elements:
- Premise: Young James Corden having ambitious dreams of comedy.
- Setup: Everyone laughs at his ambition.
- Punchline: Nobody’s laughing now. This implies he achieved his dream, but the lack of laughter is due to something other than failure – perhaps his comedy isn’t funny, his public image is problematic, etc. It’s a sarcastic “success.”
- Target: James Corden, a celebrity frequently the target of criticism (especially online)
Analysis:
The humor derives from the contrast between the expected outcome (failure and continued laughter) and the implied reality (success, but the laughter has stopped for different reasons). It relies on the listener’s existing perception of Corden – whether positive, neutral, or negative. The ambiguity of why no one is laughing now is what makes it work.
Now, let’s add some comedic enrichment:
Here are a few approaches, drawing on facts and observations:
Option 1: A “Did You Know?” that plays on the punchline:
“Did you know that James Corden, despite having starred in the musical Cats, is actually extremely allergic to felines? It’s ironic. The only time he hears silence from an audience is when he enters a room wearing a cat hair sweater… and that’s definitely not because of the comedy.” (Plays on the disliked Cats movie)
Option 2: A Meta-Joke riffing on the original:
“James Corden once said that one day, people would stop laughing at him and start laughing with him. Turns out, he was half right. These days, nobody is laughing.” (Adds an extra layer of deprecation)
Option 3: An observation about Late Night TV
“Late night television is like that kid who said he’d be a rockstar. Some become Bruce Springsteen, others become James Corden. The funny thing is, no matter who you become, you’re contractually obligated to sing karaoke with celebrities anyway.” (A broader observation about the industry)
Option 4: A short gag drawing a direct parallel
“When I told my therapist I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, she laughed. Now she bills me hourly.” (A darker, personal twist on the original joke’s structure)
Why these work:
- They build on the original joke’s theme (Corden’s success, or lack thereof, and public perception).
- They add new layers of humor through factual information, exaggerated scenarios, or self-deprecation.
- They maintain the sarcastic and slightly cynical tone of the original.

