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When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

When she was in a bad mood, it left a big red mark on my forehead.

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the mood ring joke:

Joke Poo: The Emotional Toilet Paper

When I was a kid, my dad used a new type of toilet paper – emotional toilet paper. When he was feeling happy, it was soft and quilted. When he was feeling angry… well, let’s just say I learned to be very quiet when I heard him head to the bathroom.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something new!

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The joke sets up a nostalgic childhood memory involving a mood ring on the mother. Mood rings were a popular fad, supposedly reflecting the wearer’s emotional state.
  • Expectation: We expect the mood ring to be used as a gauge of the mother’s emotions. This is the typical function of a mood ring.
  • Twist/Punchline: The expectation is subverted. Instead of passively indicating her mood, the ring becomes a tool of physical discipline. The focus shifts from emotional sensitivity to a more literal, and humorous, manifestation of her anger.
  • Humor: The humor comes from the unexpected violence juxtaposed with the supposedly calming and introspective nature of mood rings. It’s a dark, ironic, and relatable take on parenting styles (or at least a playful exaggeration thereof).

Key Elements & Interesting Tidbits:

  1. Mood Rings:

    • Fact: Mood rings don’t actually measure mood. They react to body temperature. The band is filled with thermotropic liquid crystals that change color with temperature variations.
    • Fact: Mood rings were a huge fad in the 1970s, invented by Maris Ambats. They initially sold for hundreds of dollars.
  2. Mother/Child Relationship:

    • Fact: The mother-child dynamic is a classic source of comedic material. From overbearing mothers to mischievous children, the inherent conflict and love provide fertile ground for jokes.
  3. Discipline/Corporal Punishment:

    • Observation: While the joke is humorous, it touches upon the somewhat sensitive subject of physical discipline. Humorously exaggerating a common, perhaps outdated, form of discipline (spanking) taps into a sense of shared experience.

New Piece of Humor:

Option 1: Witty Observation

“You know, mood rings were surprisingly accurate at predicting my mother’s temper. The problem was, my body temperature was the barometer. One wrong word and you could watch that thing shift from serene blue straight to ‘about to throw a teakettle.'”

Option 2: New Joke

“My therapist says I have issues with trust. I blame my mother. She told me her mood ring was a lie detector. Now I flinch whenever I see someone wearing turquoise.”

Option 3: “Did You Know?” with a Twist

“Did you know the inventor of the mood ring, Maris Ambats, became a millionaire overnight? Ironically, he was reportedly in a terrible mood the entire time he was counting his money. Probably because he knew that little piece of plastic was about to make a whole generation misinterpret their fluctuating anxiety levels.”

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • Option 1 (Witty Observation): Builds on the original joke by emphasizing the child’s role in triggering the mother’s mood and highlighting the anxiety-inducing color change.
  • Option 2 (New Joke): Plays on the trust issues caused by the mood ring being used as a tool of manipulation, adding a humorous, self-deprecating element about therapy.
  • Option 3 (“Did You Know?”): Subverts the success story of the mood ring’s inventor by suggesting his emotional state contradicted the product’s function, and then offering a snarky take on its ultimate impact. This adds a layer of cynicism and observational humor.

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