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Whenever I’m facing a moral dilemma, I think of the advice my father gave me.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Never leave a paper trail,” he’d say, tapping the glass partition between us for emphasis.

Okay, here’s my attempt:

Joke Poo: The Birder’s Dilemma

Whenever I’m trying to identify a rare bird sighting, I think of the advice my ornithology professor gave me.

“Never trust a field guide alone,” he’d say, adjusting his binoculars. “Always check its excrement. Bird poo can be a crucial clue to identification.” He winked. “Though, I strongly advise against getting too close…”

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Core Elements:

  1. Moral Dilemma: Sets up a serious, relatable human experience.
  2. Parental Advice: Implies a source of wisdom and guidance, usually aimed at helping navigate the dilemma.
  3. The Punchline: “Never leave a paper trail” (tapping the glass partition): This reveals the father is in prison and the advice is actually about avoiding getting caught, not moral behavior. The “tapping” adds to the absurdity.
  4. Irony/Situational Incongruity: The expectation of moral guidance is completely subverted. We expect a principle; we get a practical tip on criminality.

Humor Analysis:

  • The humor derives from the juxtaposition of the “moral dilemma” with the amoral, criminal context of the father’s advice. It’s funny because it’s unexpected and undermines the sanctity of fatherly wisdom.
  • The physical action (“tapping the glass partition”) further enhances the comedy, as we can visualize the incarcerated father.
  • The humor also plays on the stereotype of incarcerated individuals, as if a career criminal would be the best person to advise one on morality.

Enrichment Time!

Let’s focus on the “paper trail” aspect and a related factoid: The sheer scale of data creation in the modern era.

New Joke/Observation:

I was agonizing over whether to tell my boss about Kevin’s embezzlement. It was a real moral quandary. Then I remembered my father’s advice. He always said, “Never leave a paper trail.” Of course, his advice came before everyone started using Slack. Now it’s “Never leave a digital trail,” followed by the agonizing realization that everything is a digital trail these days. I’d visit him, but the prison Wi-Fi is terrible.

Did You Know? (Amusing Edition):

Did you know that the amount of data created every day is estimated to be around 2.5 quintillion bytes? That’s 2.5 followed by eighteen zeros! So, if your dad in prison is still giving you advice about avoiding a “paper trail,” maybe suggest he update his knowledge of data security… and ethical behavior. Otherwise, that “glass partition” might just get a new resident.

Another Approach – Playing on the “Moral Dilemma” aspect:

New Joke/Observation:

My father’s life was a paradox. When I faced a moral dilemma, he’d say, “Son, there’s only two kinds of people in this world: those who lie to cover their tracks and those who end up behind glass.” He was, of course, talking from experience – he taught Ethics at the prison book club.

Did You Know? (Amusing Edition):

Studies show that prisoners have higher rates of moral reasoning than the general public. I’m just joking, though, prisons are also the leading cause of moral dilemmas! So, if you’re seeking deep ethical insights, I would stick to consulting a philosopher instead of a guest speaker from the local jail.

The goal of these additions is to leverage the original joke’s humor by either updating the context (paper trail to digital trail) or highlighting the inherent absurdity of the situation (father teaching Ethics in prison).

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