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Which word becomes longer when you take away two letters?

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Longerer

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the wordplay and surprise element of the original, but changing the context:

Joke Poo: Cow Patty

Which farm animal becomes smaller after you add three letters?

!A hen. Add “C” “H” and “I” to make “CHICKEN”!<

Okay, let’s analyze the joke:

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “Which word becomes longer when you take away two letters?”
  • Punchline: “Longer-er”
  • Mechanism: This is a classic riddle relying on wordplay and misdirection. The listener expects a clever linguistic trick related to the meaning of “longer.” However, the answer focuses on the literal act of adding “er” to the word “long,” thereby increasing its length. It’s a pun based on the different interpretations of “longer.”

Key Elements:

  • The word “longer”: This is the central element.
  • The act of removing letters: This sets up the expectation of shortening.
  • Wordplay/Pun: The core of the humor lies in the dual meaning of “longer.”

Comedic Enrichment: Options

Here are a few approaches to create something new, building on this joke:

1. Extended Joke/Meta-Joke:

New Joke:

Why did the grammar teacher get detention?

Because she kept telling students that taking two letters off “longer” made it “longerer,” which is, technically correct, the best kind of correct, and also a blatant misuse of the comparative form. She also tried to argue that “awful” became “fuller” if you removed ‘aw,’ but the principal finally intervened.

Explanation: This takes the original premise and extrapolates it to a more absurd scenario, adding in a reference to “technically correct.”

2. Amusing “Did You Know?” (Related to linguistics):

Did you know? The English language is rife with irregular comparatives and superlatives! For example, we say “good,” “better,” “best,” not “good,” “gooder,” “goodest.” Though, honestly, the idea of “goodest” has a certain charmingly chaotic energy, much like adding “er” to “longer” makes it the “longerer” of words.

Explanation: Connects the joke to a real linguistic phenomenon while maintaining a humorous tone.

3. Witty Observation:

It’s funny how removing letters from a word can sometimes feel like adding to its length. Think about trying to explain the difference between “then” and “than” to someone who’s really determined to misuse them. Suddenly, “then” and “than” feel a whole lot “longerer”.

Explanation: Shifts the focus to the subjective experience of length and difficulty related to language use.

The best choice depends on your audience and desired effect. I personally find the extended joke the most amusing, but the “Did You Know?” angle can be surprisingly engaging if delivered with the right comedic timing.

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