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Why are demons and ghouls always together?

Posted on October 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

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Alright, let’s break down this spooky pun.

Analysis of the Original Joke:

  • Setup: “Why are demons and ghouls always together?” – This establishes a question setting up a relationship between two supernatural creatures.
  • Punchline: “Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.” – This relies on a wordplay replacing “girl’s” with “ghoul’s” in the popular saying “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.” It’s a simple substitution pun relying on the phonetic similarity and topical relevance (spooky friends).
  • Humor Type: Pun, wordplay, mildly absurd. It’s not laugh-out-loud hilarious, but relies on being clever and unexpected.

Key Elements:

  • Demons and Ghouls: Supernatural, traditionally malevolent entities often associated with the underworld, death, and horror.
  • “Best Friend”: A relationship implying close camaraderie and loyalty.
  • “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend”: Pop culture reference, suggesting materialistic values but twisted for a dark comedic context.

Comedic Enrichment & New Joke:

Fact/Tidbit:

  • In some ancient Mesopotamian mythology (like the mythology of the Sumerians and Akkadians), demons (e.g., Lilītu, female demons) were thought to have formed out of the souls of stillborn babies. Ghouls, by contrast, are often described as desert-dwelling scavengers who feed on corpses.

New Joke:

Setup: I always thought it was strange that demons and ghouls hung out together… I mean, ghouls are like, totally self-sufficient corpse-eaters.

Punchline: …Turns out, demons are literally baby-faced, so ghouls are just protecting them from existential dread and the horrors of post-natal life. Plus, free access to all-you-can-eat buffets? Who wouldn’t be a ghoul’s best friend?

Explanation of the New Joke:

  • This plays on the original pun while adding a layer of absurdity and dark humor.
  • The fact about demons potentially being tied to the souls of dead children creates a disturbing but humorous juxtaposition with the ‘best friend’ concept.
  • It highlights the weirdness of the relationship by contrasting the perceived self-sufficiency of ghouls with the vulnerability that demons can be associated with.
  • It ends on a more pragmatic note: Even for supernatural beings, the lure of a buffet is a powerful motivator.

Bonus – Did You Know Style:

Did you know: While demons and ghouls are often depicted as enemies of humanity, some folklorists argue that they’re just misunderstood. After all, who hasn’t accidentally raised an army of the undead after a particularly rough Tuesday? Just saying, ghouls need friends too!

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