This will probably get buried… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Reddit ghost joke: Title: Joke Poo: The Compost’s Lament What did the ghost of the organic…
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What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
A bulldozer. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bulldozer joke, titled “Pooey Plunge”: Joke Poo: Pooey Plunge What’s brown and really hurts if you accidentally dive into…
What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
Me, 5 years. He is getting married tomorrow. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the original, titled: Joke Poo: The Investment Portfolio “What a diversified portfolio! How long have…
Why did the BYU student come inside?
He was soaking wet. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker Come Out? He was completely flushed. Alright, let’s analyze this joke and then spice things…
Possums are from the south
O'possums are from Ireland. Okay, here’s the original joke followed by my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Possums are from the south. Joke Poo – Title: Emu-gration Patterns Emus…
I called off work today when I saw the date
The German in me thought it was a big no no Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Mathematician’s Dilemma I cancelled my meeting today when…
I hate people who take drugs
You know, like customs officers and policemen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Programming Pet Peeve”: Title: Programming Pet Peeve I really dislike people who…
I promised my son…
…I'd get him a new tablet for his birthday, due to his old one being really slow and with limited storage. After buying a new one though, I found out it was…
My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
Which includes 10% advice and 90% sound. Joke Poo: My Dog Always Gives 100% Loyalty Which includes 10% loyalty and 90% licking. Okay, let’s analyze this joke: Elements: Premise: The speaker claims…
I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
…where the girls are green that my grass is pretty. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m surprised there’s not a bakery called “Serial Loafers…” …where the dough always rises to the…