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Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?

Posted on September 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was ushering in a raggaessance!

Original Joke:

Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?
He was ushering in a raggaessance!

Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a food critic for sewage treatment plants?

He was writing about a nouveau poo-sine!

Alright, let’s break down this “raggaessance” joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “Why did the art historian start DJing in Kingston?” – Sets up a classic “Why did…” riddle structure.
  • Punchline: “He was ushering in a raggaessance!” – This is a pun combining “Renaissance” (a period in European history marking a revival of interest in classical art and literature) with “Ragga,” a subgenre of reggae music known for its raw, digital sound. Kingston, Jamaica is a major center for Reggae music.
  • Humor Mechanism: Wordplay/Pun. The joke relies on the phonetic similarity between “Renaissance” and “Raggaessance” and the unexpected twist of an art historian applying his knowledge to a modern music scene.

Key Elements:

  1. Art Historian: Knowledgeable in classical art and cultural movements.
  2. Kingston, Jamaica: Geographic setting, known as a hub for reggae music.
  3. Renaissance: Historical period of artistic and cultural rebirth.
  4. Ragga: Music subgenre, associated with Jamaican culture and digital sounds.
  5. Ushering: Acting as a guide or introducer.

Comedic Enrichment: “Did You Know” & New Joke Ideas

Did You Know?

  • “Did you know that the term ‘Renaissance’ was coined by the French historian Jules Michelet in the 19th century? It wasn’t used by the people actually living through it! If they were art historians in Kingston back then, they might have just called it a ‘skankin’ revival’.”

  • “Did you know that the first Ragga track is often cited as ‘Under Me Sleng Teng’ by Wayne Smith, released in 1985? Some art historians argue that this makes Ragga the ‘first digital Renaissance,’ ushering in a new era of synthesized riddims.”

  • “Did you know that many Renaissance artists like Leonardo da Vinci were actually multi-talented? Maybe that art historian was just channeling his inner musical genius, realizing that the best way to understand cultural shifts is to drop a heavy bassline.”

New Joke Ideas:

  • Q: Why did the art historian only play 120 BPM in Kingston?

    • A: Because he was strictly Renaissance tempo.
  • Q: What did the art historian say when he was asked to play some dancehall instead of ragga?

    • A: Sorry mon, my specialization is “High Renaissance.”
  • Q: How did the art historian curate his Ragga DJ set?

    • A: He focused on chiaroscuro… the heavy shadows and bright sounds. He called it “Soundscuro.”
  • New Comedic Observation: “Modern art historians are so specialized now. You’ll find one who only studies Renaissance doorknobs. Imagine asking him to DJ in Kingston? He’d probably just play elevator music… a complete ‘doorknob-out.'”

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