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Why did the blind guy oppose the votes?

Posted on June 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

He knew the eyes have it.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original:

Joke Poo: Why did the plumber refuse to unclog the toilet?

He knew it was a shitty situation.

Alright, let’s break down this joke:

Joke Analysis:

  • Setup: "Why did the blind guy oppose the votes?" This sets up a question with an expectation of a logical or explainable reason.
  • Punchline: "He knew the eyes have it." This punchline relies on a pun, using the idiom "the eyes have it" (meaning the majority agree or support) and relating it literally to the context of sight and blindness. The humor derives from the unexpected twist of connecting a visual idiom to someone without sight. It’s ironic and a bit absurd.
  • Key Elements:
    • Blindness: A lack of vision.
    • Voting/Elections: A process of making decisions based on majority or agreement.
    • Idiom "The Eyes Have It": A common saying that carries a figurative, not literal, meaning.
    • Pun: The core comedic device.

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, now let’s leverage these elements to create something new:

New Joke Idea: A Witty Observation

"It’s fascinating how deeply visual idioms are ingrained in our language. We say ‘I see your point,’ ‘keep an eye on it,’ and even ‘the eyes have it,’ even though these concepts are perfectly understandable to someone who’s blind. It’s like the collective subconscious is always trying to sell them on the benefits of 20/20."

Explanation of why it works:

  • It acknowledges the original joke’s theme.
  • The humor in the observation arises from the inherent contradiction in using visual terms to discuss concepts that are accessible to people without sight.
  • It builds on the premise of that an everyday phrase we don’t consider, is something that could make a blind person consider that seeing might be a ‘good idea’.

Did You Know Fun Fact (with Comedic Twist):

"Did you know that Louis Braille, the inventor of Braille, was blinded in an accident as a child? Ironically, his system, which allows the blind to ‘read,’ is a testament to how even without eyes, knowledge has it."

Why it works:

  • Connects the theme of blindness to a relevant historical figure.
  • Uses wordplay similar to the original joke, replacing ‘the eyes have it’ with ‘knowledge has it’.
  • There is a degree of irony that this man whom we all know for his invention for the blind, he himself was blind.

I hope these additions enhance the original joke!

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