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Why did the fat emu feel left out?

Posted on July 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because he was ostrich-sized.

(Copyright my son and me)

Original Joke:

Why did the fat emu feel left out?
Because he was ostrich-sized.

Joke Poo: Why did the shy cloud feel ashamed?

Why did the shy cloud feel ashamed?
Because he was cumulus-sized.

Okay, let’s analyze this joke:

Original Joke Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “Why did the fat emu feel left out?” Establishes a scenario involving an emu, its weight, and a feeling of exclusion. This sets up an expectation for a social reason or consequence of being fat.
  • Punchline: “Because he was ostrich-sized.” This is where the humor derives. The humor comes from the ambiguity of the the pun of “ostracized”, that the emu was too large and the similarity with the pronunciation of ostracized.. It creates an unexpected and amusing twist.
  • Humor Mechanism: Pun/Wordplay. The punchline relies on the similar sounds of “ostrich-sized” and “ostracized.”

Key Elements:

  • Emu: A large, flightless bird native to Australia.
  • Ostrich: Another large, flightless bird, native to Africa, and larger than an emu.
  • Ostracized: To exclude someone from a society or group.
  • Fat: Related to the size and weight of the bird

Humorous Enrichment using Facts:

Here are a few options to add to this humour:

Option 1: “Did You Know?” (Playing on Emu Behavior):

“Did you know emus are known for their curiosity? So, the fat emu wasn’t just feeling left out; he was actively trying to peek into the other birds’ business, but he was just too ostrich-sized to be subtle. He kept knocking over their miniature bird tea parties and asking if they had any snacks. Honestly, it was less ostracized and more ‘please go away, you’re scaring the finches!'”

(Explanation: This adds a behavioral element to the emu, emphasizing its inquisitive nature and creates more a comedic image.)

Option 2: A New Joke (Playing on Flightlessness and Self-Esteem):

“Why did the emu hire a motivational speaker? Because he was feeling ostrich-sized, and desperately needed someone to tell him it’s okay to be flightless!”

(Explanation: This expands on the original joke’s theme of feeling inadequate and turns it into a new joke by attributing it to the motivational speaker’s advice.)

Option 3: A Witty Observation (Playing on Relative Size):

“Being ostrich-sized for an emu is like being a large Chihuahua – you’re technically still the same species, but you can’t help feeling a little self-conscious when you’re next to the smaller ones. Especially when they can actually sit in someone’s handbag”

(Explanation: This adds a layer of relatability by comparing the situation to a common experience with dog breeds, making the feeling of being oversized more humorous.)

The intention is to build upon the original joke’s elements and introduce new angles of humor, whether through factual information, absurd scenarios, or relatable comparisons.

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