They're well done Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: My Reviews of Diapers My reviews of diapers are like overflowing septic tanks… …They’re full of crap. Alright,…
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I went to the library to get a book about belly pain.
Someone had cut the appendix out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I went to the community garden to find a…
My favourite joke
What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What’s made of vegetable peelings and sings like Adele? Compost Hells!…
Why do Ronald McDonald and his wife not have kids?
He'd only Quarter Pounder Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo,” keeping the same comedic structure and relying on a pun: Joke Poo: Why don’t the…
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon…
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores. Joke Poo: Where do astronauts get their freeze-dried ice cream? …Dehydrated Dairy Queen. Alright, let’s analyze this pirate hook joke! Deconstruction: Premise: The joke sets up a seemingly practical…
A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.
A waitress notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table. The woman, however, looks completely unconcerned! Concerned, the waitress whispers to her, “Pardon me, ma’am, but…
What do you call your eastern European friend who is about to beat you at chess?
Czech mate Joke Poo: What do you call a dog breeder who’s just about to win a dog show? Top Dog Alright, let’s break down this chess joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What…
What is the most evil secret society?
The Illuminaughty Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Illuminaughty joke: Joke Poo: The Constipiracy What is the most blocked-up secret society? The Boweluminaughty. Alright, let’s break down the “Illuminaughty” joke….
Two men are in a police interrogation, when a cop enters and asks “Which one of you is the solicitor?”
"I am, and he's my lawyer." Okay, here’s a Joke Poo, riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Application Two worms are in a compost heap, when a robin lands nearby and…