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My jokes are like overcooked steaks

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're well done Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: My Reviews of Diapers My reviews of diapers are like overflowing septic tanks… …They’re full of crap. Alright,…

I went to the library to get a book about belly pain.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Someone had cut the appendix out. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap I went to the community garden to find a…

My favourite joke

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What’s made of vegetable peelings and sings like Adele? Compost Hells!…

Why do Ronald McDonald and his wife not have kids?

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

He'd only Quarter Pounder Okay, here’s a new joke based on your provided joke, titled “Joke Poo,” keeping the same comedic structure and relying on a pun: Joke Poo: Why don’t the…

A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon…

Where do pirates get their hooks?

Posted on August 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Second hand stores. Joke Poo: Where do astronauts get their freeze-dried ice cream? …Dehydrated Dairy Queen. Alright, let’s analyze this pirate hook joke! Deconstruction: Premise: The joke sets up a seemingly practical…

A man and woman are having dinner in a restaurant.

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

A waitress notices the man slowly sliding down his chair until he disappears under the table. The woman, however, looks completely unconcerned! Concerned, the waitress whispers to her, “Pardon me, ma’am, but…

What do you call your eastern European friend who is about to beat you at chess?

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Czech mate Joke Poo: What do you call a dog breeder who’s just about to win a dog show? Top Dog Alright, let’s break down this chess joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “What…

What is the most evil secret society?

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Illuminaughty Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Illuminaughty joke: Joke Poo: The Constipiracy What is the most blocked-up secret society? The Boweluminaughty. Alright, let’s break down the “Illuminaughty” joke….

Two men are in a police interrogation, when a cop enters and asks “Which one of you is the solicitor?”

Posted on August 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

"I am, and he's my lawyer." Okay, here’s a Joke Poo, riffing on your original: Joke Poo: The Application Two worms are in a compost heap, when a robin lands nearby and…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…

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