In the end he came around. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo,” riffing on the flat-earther joke: Title: Joke Poo My dog, convinced the backyard was a vast, boundless desert, decided to bury…
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There’s a traveling salesman who loves to play poker. Every town he visits, he tries to find a game.
One night he's led to the back of a saloon, and seated among the locals is a German Shepherd. The salesman is surprised to see a dog at a poker table, but…
Interesting fact about geese . . .
If you’ve ever seen geese flying in a ‘V’ pattern you’ll notice that one side is always longer than the other. That’s because there are more birds on that side. Joke Poo:…
Why did the priest stop the nun from knitting?
He feared it was forming a habit. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the priest/nun joke: Joke Poo: Why Did the Janitor Ban the Slinky? He was afraid…
What happened to the promiscuous doctor?
He slept with all his nurses and got a "staff infection!" Joke Poo: What happened to the overly enthusiastic gardener? He over-fertilized everything and got a “compost infection!” Alright, let’s dissect this…
My desk lamp isn’t heavy.
Because it's light Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, maintaining a similar structure and playing on a similar element: Joke Poo: My Laptop Battery My laptop…
How do they make Cream of Chicken soup?
The ones that don't make it across the road. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Cream of Chicken Soup joke, titled “Joke Poo: Galactic Stew”: Joke Poo:…
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is a great saying.
But it’s a horrible way to tell your kid they’re adopted… Joke Poo: “One dog’s poop is another dog’s gourmet snack.” It’s a beautiful sentiment. But it’s a terrifying way to explain…
A guy was driving too fast down the interstate
When a motorcycle cop that was hiding behind a bridge pulls him over. What's your hurry asks the cop Driver says I'm late for work What do you do for a living…
Have you heard of the new rock band that uses AI for its music
They're called Six Finger Death Punch Okay, here’s the original joke again for reference: Have you heard of the new rock band that uses AI for its music? They’re called Six Finger…