They're called Six Finger Death Punch Okay, here’s the original joke again for reference: Have you heard of the new rock band that uses AI for its music? They’re called Six Finger…
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I’m cooking Schnitzel and I’m not sure on which ingredient I need first
It's kind of a chicken and egg kind of situation Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m building a Lego castle and I’m not sure which brick I need first. It’s kind…
I have solved ‘Which came first, the chicken or the egg?’
It was the rooster. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your chicken/egg joke: Joke Poo: Flush the Logic I’ve finally figured out “Which comes first, the toilet paper…
I’m really fucking good at multitasking
I can waste time , be unproductive and procrastinate all at once Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” inspired by your original, focusing on a similar setup and surprising, self-deprecating…
– Hey, Stephen, did Marie agreed to marry you?
— Nah, she did not. — But did you told her about your fabulously wealthy and very old uncle? — I did, and now she’s my aunt. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo”…
Why did hydrogen break up with water?
OH, it was getting too negative Joke Poo: Title: Why did the constipated mathematician break up with the number two? Because they just couldn’t compute! Alright, let’s dissect this hydrogen-water breakup joke!…
A mini-skirted librarian is straightening books on the top shelf of the reference section.
Suddenly, she notices a man walking out, disappointment on his face. Wanting to help, she shouts from the ladder: Librarian: Sir, couldn't you look up what you wanted? The man: No, stupid,…
The pet centipede
A guy walks into a pet shop and says, “I’m looking for a really unique pet, something no one else has.” The shopkeeper grins and says, “I’ve got just the thing,” and…
What’s a Cannibals favorite thing to eat?
handwiches & Finger Foods Joke Poo: Original Joke: What’s a Cannibal’s favorite thing to eat? Handwiches & Finger Foods New Joke: What’s a Dog’s favorite thing to read? Tail-tales & Fetchure Articles…
Why did the gecko go limp all of a sudden?
It had ereptile dysfunction Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that: Joke Poo: The Unflushed Truth Why did the toilet look so depressed all day? It had porcelain dysfunction. Alright, let’s…