It had ereptile dysfunction Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that: Joke Poo: The Unflushed Truth Why did the toilet look so depressed all day? It had porcelain dysfunction. Alright, let’s…
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What’s the average length of a sock?
It’s around a foot Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What’s the average length of a garden hose? It’s highly dependent. Alright, let’s break down this sock-umentary of humor! Joke Dissection: Setup:…
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are drinking in a pest-ridden bar
By an amazing coincidence, three flies simultaneously plunge into each of their drinks. The Englishman, disgusted, throws his drink away. The Scotsman reaches into his drink, fishes out the fly, and throws…
I went out with this insane girl once, against the advice of my friend, who works for a major electronics retailer, who had went out with her previously.
I should have heeded her Best Buy date. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I went out with this insane girl once, against the advice of my friend, who works for a major electronics…
Everybody asks werewolf
Nobody ever asks how wolf 🙁 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your werewolf joke, titled “Emu Sad”: Emu Sad Everybody asks what an Emu is doing. Nobody…
A man in an Ohio Walmart this morning tries to buy half a cauliflower.
The young assistant tells him they only sell whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back…
I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt that said “Be kind. It’s not hard.”
I told her that wasn't a very kind thing to say. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Tech Support I saw a tech support rep wearing a t-shirt that said,…
This old spinster started to get an itch down there…
…so she goes to the town doctor. Doctor looks her over and tells her "Ma'am, you got crabs." "That's impossible," she says "I'm a virgin! I want a second opinion." So she…
Did you know that Hitler never took a taxi?
He was more of an Uber mensch Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Hitler/Uber mensch joke: Joke Poo: Did you know that Genghis Khan preferred horseback riding?…
When a wealthy husband passed, he left $30,000 for an “elaborate funeral.”
After the service, a friend asked where all the money went. The widow explained: “$6,500 for the funeral, $500 to the church, $500 for the wake… and the rest went toward the…