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Who’s your favourite vampire?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

'The one from Sesame Street' "He doesn't count?" 'Oh I can assure you he does' Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original “favorite vampire” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo…

What’s the hardest thing in skydiving?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

Ground. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: What’s the hardest thing about selling real estate on Mars? Atmosphere. Explanation of Changes…

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is getting close?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The dog's leash is getting loose. Joke Poo: How does a deaf astronaut know the lunar module is landing? The vibrations in his dentures are getting loose. Alright, let’s break down this…

Did you know that Elton John has a tiny rabbit he takes to the gym every day?

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's a little fit bunny… Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the Elton John joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Astronaut’s Sidekick Did you know that Neil Armstrong brought a tiny…

One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one too.

Posted on August 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

One-One won one race. 22112. Joke Poo: Zero-Zero was a computer programmer. One-One was one too. Zero-Zero wrote zero lines of code. Okay, let’s dissect the joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup: Introduces…

Why are cows the queens of the dance floor?

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

They've got really great mooves! Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your cow joke: Title: Joke Poo: Why are compost heaps the DJs of the garden party? They’ve got all the…

Where do Scientologists store their robots

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the L-Ron cupboard Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riff on the Scientology robot joke: Joke Poo: Where do plumbers hide their embarrassing mistakes? …In the crap-board. Alright, let’s analyze this joke!…

I already know how I will die.

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

One of my grandkids is going to unplug my life support to charge their phone. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Legacy…

What is a stolen Tesla called?

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Edison Joke Poo: What is a stolen toilet called? Flush Money. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then juice it up with some fun facts and a comedic remix. Joke Analysis:…

After the band Toto split, the frontman chased his love of maintaining trains.

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

He gets sent to Cape Town, where the trains keep getting stuck in the yards. Thinking quick, he sticks two locomotives at the back to push them. Surprisingly, this works! In America,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny

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