'The one from Sesame Street' "He doesn't count?" 'Oh I can assure you he does' Okay, here’s a new joke inspired by the original “favorite vampire” joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo…
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What’s the hardest thing in skydiving?
Ground. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: What’s the hardest thing about selling real estate on Mars? Atmosphere. Explanation of Changes…
How does a blind skydiver know the ground is getting close?
The dog's leash is getting loose. Joke Poo: How does a deaf astronaut know the lunar module is landing? The vibrations in his dentures are getting loose. Alright, let’s break down this…
Did you know that Elton John has a tiny rabbit he takes to the gym every day?
It's a little fit bunny… Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the Elton John joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Astronaut’s Sidekick Did you know that Neil Armstrong brought a tiny…
One-One was a racehorse. Two-Two was one too.
One-One won one race. 22112. Joke Poo: Zero-Zero was a computer programmer. One-One was one too. Zero-Zero wrote zero lines of code. Okay, let’s dissect the joke: Original Joke Breakdown: Setup: Introduces…
Why are cows the queens of the dance floor?
They've got really great mooves! Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” based on your cow joke: Title: Joke Poo: Why are compost heaps the DJs of the garden party? They’ve got all the…
Where do Scientologists store their robots
In the L-Ron cupboard Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riff on the Scientology robot joke: Joke Poo: Where do plumbers hide their embarrassing mistakes? …In the crap-board. Alright, let’s analyze this joke!…
I already know how I will die.
One of my grandkids is going to unplug my life support to charge their phone. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Legacy…
What is a stolen Tesla called?
Edison Joke Poo: What is a stolen toilet called? Flush Money. Alright, let’s break down this joke and then juice it up with some fun facts and a comedic remix. Joke Analysis:…
After the band Toto split, the frontman chased his love of maintaining trains.
He gets sent to Cape Town, where the trains keep getting stuck in the yards. Thinking quick, he sticks two locomotives at the back to push them. Surprisingly, this works! In America,…