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What does a sarcastic vampire order for dinner?

Posted on August 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

Garlic…. KNOT! Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: What do you call a lazy toilet? …A stool pigeon! Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this joke! Dissection of the Joke: Setup: “What does…

Why was the duck sent to jail?

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

For selling quack. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the duck joke: Joke Poo: Why Did The Squirrel Get Evicted? Because he kept hoarding nuts in the attic, causing structural damage….

I throw up when ever I hear a joke

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's a gag reflex Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “I throw up when I hear a joke” joke: Joke Poo: The Bottom Line I poop whenever…

What do you call domestic violence between a human/robot couple?

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

Percussive maintenance Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a sentient toilet overpowers its plumber? …Excremential Revolt! Okay, let’s…

Why shouldn’t you eat raw cake batter

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

It isn’t worth the whisk Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” inspired by your raw cake batter joke: Joke Poo: Why shouldn’t you trust a fart in a library? …Because…

A man and a salmon are talking to each other.

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

The man tells the salmon, “You know, we humans have taken a liking to you, and we’re going to name a new color after you.” The salmon says, “Oh, that’s great! It’s…

A nice Jewish boy

Posted on August 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

A nice Jewish boy has big dreams and works hard all his life, finally succeeding in winning the presidential election. He invites his mother to the inauguration. The moment comes, and his…

It’s really hard coming up with jokes that are Communist in Nature:

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's just finding a way to ensure everyone gets it by the end. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled: Joke Poo: Competitive Eating Contest It’s incredibly challenging writing…

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

To break on through to the other side Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Jim Morrison joke: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker cross the road?…

An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Indian man

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

meet innocently enough in the waiting room of the local maternity ward in the 1950s. While they are making small talk, a panicked nurse comes running and tells them that there has…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars

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