Garlic…. KNOT! Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: What do you call a lazy toilet? …A stool pigeon! Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this joke! Dissection of the Joke: Setup: “What does…
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Why was the duck sent to jail?
For selling quack. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the duck joke: Joke Poo: Why Did The Squirrel Get Evicted? Because he kept hoarding nuts in the attic, causing structural damage….
I throw up when ever I hear a joke
It's a gag reflex Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the “I throw up when I hear a joke” joke: Joke Poo: The Bottom Line I poop whenever…
What do you call domestic violence between a human/robot couple?
Percussive maintenance Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your prompt: Joke Poo: What do you call it when a sentient toilet overpowers its plumber? …Excremential Revolt! Okay, let’s…
Why shouldn’t you eat raw cake batter
It isn’t worth the whisk Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” inspired by your raw cake batter joke: Joke Poo: Why shouldn’t you trust a fart in a library? …Because…
A man and a salmon are talking to each other.
The man tells the salmon, “You know, we humans have taken a liking to you, and we’re going to name a new color after you.” The salmon says, “Oh, that’s great! It’s…
A nice Jewish boy
A nice Jewish boy has big dreams and works hard all his life, finally succeeding in winning the presidential election. He invites his mother to the inauguration. The moment comes, and his…
It’s really hard coming up with jokes that are Communist in Nature:
It's just finding a way to ensure everyone gets it by the end. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, titled: Joke Poo: Competitive Eating Contest It’s incredibly challenging writing…
Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?
To break on through to the other side Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Jim Morrison joke: Joke Poo: Why did the Sewer Worker cross the road?…
An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Indian man
meet innocently enough in the waiting room of the local maternity ward in the 1950s. While they are making small talk, a panicked nurse comes running and tells them that there has…