Tyrannosaurus Tex Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the dinosaur cowboy joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a pile of poop dressed in a tutu? …Turd Ballerina! Okay,…
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I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt.
He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your dentist joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Confession I…
What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for decades?
Church Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a twist on the core concept: Joke Poo: What do you call a plumbing crew that’s…
What’s the difference between Outlaws and In laws?
Outlaws are wanted! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between Octopuses and Politicians? Octopuses have eight arms to shake hands…
What do a Dildo and Tofu have in common?
They are both meat substitutes! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Dildo/Tofu joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do a Rubber Chicken and Abstract Art have…
AIs will never be able to permanently replace HR workers
Because they’ll eventually grow souls. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the AI/HR joke: Joke Poo: AI Poets Will Never Permanently Replace Hallmark Card Writers Because they’ll eventually start suffering from…
What size of clothes do chubby sled dogs wear?
Husky. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the sled dog joke: Joke Poo: What kind of shoes do constipated caterpillars wear? … Loafers. Okay, let’s break down the…
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke: Joke Poo: What do Comedians do Right After bombing on Stage? Nothing, they Flush. Okay, let’s break down…
So anything can have a gender? You can even be no gender? A “She” can suddenly be a “They”???
Boy, German grammar is tough! Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Tech Troubles “So, your device can connect to any network? Even one with WPA3 security? A ‘Secure Connection’ can suddenly become…
What do you call a milkman wearing pantyhose?
A dairy queen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the milkman joke: Title: Royal Flush What do you call a plumber dressed as a king while unclogging a…