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What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Tyrannosaurus Tex Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the dinosaur cowboy joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a pile of poop dressed in a tutu? …Turd Ballerina! Okay,…

I went to see my dentist and he warned me it was going to hurt.

Posted on August 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

He ended up telling me he was having an affair with my wife. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your dentist joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Confession I…

What do you call a book club that’s been stuck on one book for decades?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Church Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a twist on the core concept: Joke Poo: What do you call a plumbing crew that’s…

What’s the difference between Outlaws and In laws?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Outlaws are wanted! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between Octopuses and Politicians? Octopuses have eight arms to shake hands…

What do a Dildo and Tofu have in common?

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

They are both meat substitutes! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the Dildo/Tofu joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do a Rubber Chicken and Abstract Art have…

AIs will never be able to permanently replace HR workers

Posted on August 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because they’ll eventually grow souls. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the AI/HR joke: Joke Poo: AI Poets Will Never Permanently Replace Hallmark Card Writers Because they’ll eventually start suffering from…

What size of clothes do chubby sled dogs wear?

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husky. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the sled dog joke: Joke Poo: What kind of shoes do constipated caterpillars wear? … Loafers. Okay, let’s break down the…

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Nothing, they fast Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke: Joke Poo: What do Comedians do Right After bombing on Stage? Nothing, they Flush. Okay, let’s break down…

So anything can have a gender? You can even be no gender? A “She” can suddenly be a “They”???

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Boy, German grammar is tough! Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: Tech Troubles “So, your device can connect to any network? Even one with WPA3 security? A ‘Secure Connection’ can suddenly become…

What do you call a milkman wearing pantyhose?

Posted on August 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

A dairy queen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the milkman joke: Title: Royal Flush What do you call a plumber dressed as a king while unclogging a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?

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