A hijacker Joke Poo: What do you call it when a sheep poops on a flight? A cloudburst. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: “What are you if you jerk off on a…
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The other day I got laid
Off Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same ambiguity and surprising reversal of expectation: Joke Poo: Fertilizer Fiasco The other day, I got fertilized. Planted myself…
Wife texts her Husband who is at work
Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.” Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?” Wife: “Nobody. Just…
Is it politically correct
… to refer to a homosexual Irishman as Gaelic? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Title: Joke Poo: Is it Paleo, Bro? Is it politically correct…
Why are peppers shipped by plane?
Because in the sea, there's risk of capsaicin. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the pun-based nature of the original: Joke Poo: Why do plumbers prefer to repair toilets at night? Because…
Unemployed
I have many jokes about unemployed people – sadly none of them work. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the unemployed joke: Title: Joke Poo I have many…
why did the chicken cross the bridge?
he needed a new challenge Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the chicken crossing the bridge joke: Title: Joke Poo: Why did the Salmon cross the hydroelectric dam? He heard the…
It’s very likely that everyone’s stone-age ancestors were like our parents…
and met through clubbing. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: Galactic Bureaucracy It’s highly probable that everyone’s alien overlords are surprisingly mundane… …and mostly communicate through intergalactic…
What is a 3 letter word that starts with gas?
Car Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar comedic structure but a different punchline: Original Joke: What is a 3 letter word that starts…
Meand my friend were making cheese
Me and my friend were making cheese and I was taking out the curds when everything else spilled all over the floor. I broke the news to him, and he responded: "No…