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What are you if you jerk off on a flight?

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hijacker Joke Poo: What do you call it when a sheep poops on a flight? A cloudburst. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: “What are you if you jerk off on a…

The other day I got laid

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Off Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, playing on the same ambiguity and surprising reversal of expectation: Joke Poo: Fertilizer Fiasco The other day, I got fertilized. Planted myself…

Wife texts her Husband who is at work

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Wife texts her Husband who is at work: Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy bread on your way home. Oh, and… your girlfriend Elizabeth says hi.” Husband: “Who’s Elizabeth?” Wife: “Nobody. Just…

Is it politically correct

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

… to refer to a homosexual Irishman as Gaelic? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Title: Joke Poo: Is it Paleo, Bro? Is it politically correct…

Why are peppers shipped by plane?

Posted on August 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because in the sea, there's risk of capsaicin. Okay, here’s my attempt, playing on the pun-based nature of the original: Joke Poo: Why do plumbers prefer to repair toilets at night? Because…

Unemployed

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

I have many jokes about unemployed people – sadly none of them work. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the unemployed joke: Title: Joke Poo I have many…

why did the chicken cross the bridge?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

he needed a new challenge Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the chicken crossing the bridge joke: Title: Joke Poo: Why did the Salmon cross the hydroelectric dam? He heard the…

It’s very likely that everyone’s stone-age ancestors were like our parents…

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

and met through clubbing. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: Galactic Bureaucracy It’s highly probable that everyone’s alien overlords are surprisingly mundane… …and mostly communicate through intergalactic…

What is a 3 letter word that starts with gas?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Car Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar comedic structure but a different punchline: Original Joke: What is a 3 letter word that starts…

Meand my friend were making cheese

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me and my friend were making cheese and I was taking out the curds when everything else spilled all over the floor. I broke the news to him, and he responded: "No…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.

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