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What do morticians have with every meal?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Grave-y Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your mortician joke: Joke Poo: What do plumbers install after every feast? A septic tankful! Alright, let’s analyze this pun-tastic joke:…

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Posted on August 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Curiosity killed them all Joke Poo: Why are there no successful restaurants on Mars? …Because the atmosphere isn’t conducive to good reviews. Alright, let’s analyze this cosmic catastrophe of a joke! Joke…

An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it had become challenging work, as the ground was harder this year. On top of…

A elderly man walked into an old barbershop and approached the cashier.

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

The man explained the type of haircut he wanted, and showed the barber the reference image. As he is about to pay, he pulls out $20 worth of steak out of his…

Which word becomes longer when you take away two letters?

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Longerer Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the wordplay and surprise element of the original, but changing the context: Joke Poo: Cow Patty Which farm animal becomes smaller after…

What is a witch’s favorite boba flavor?

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Tarot root Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the witch boba joke: Title: Compost Heap Hilarity What’s a gardener’s least favorite fertilizer ingredient? … Cow Manure and Error Alright, let’s break…

A elderly man walked into an old barbershop and approached the cashier.

Posted on August 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

The man explained the type of haircut he wanted, and showed the barber the reference image. As he is about to pay, he pulls out $20 worth of steak out of his…

When strategizing ways to penetrate the city of Troy, one of Odysseus’s generals said, “We need a show of force.” To which Odysseus replied…

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

"We need a show of horse." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Odysseus joke: Joke Poo: Stool Sample When debating how to identify the culprit who sabotaged…

I just want to let you know I have a record breaking penis.

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

In other news, I'm not allowed in the music store anymore. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: The Sculpture Garden I just want to let you know…

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

Posted on August 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?

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