Grave-y Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your mortician joke: Joke Poo: What do plumbers install after every feast? A septic tankful! Alright, let’s analyze this pun-tastic joke:…
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Why are there no cats on Mars?
Curiosity killed them all Joke Poo: Why are there no successful restaurants on Mars? …Because the atmosphere isn’t conducive to good reviews. Alright, let’s analyze this cosmic catastrophe of a joke! Joke…
An elderly man wants to plan its anual tomato garden
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it had become challenging work, as the ground was harder this year. On top of…
A elderly man walked into an old barbershop and approached the cashier.
The man explained the type of haircut he wanted, and showed the barber the reference image. As he is about to pay, he pulls out $20 worth of steak out of his…
Which word becomes longer when you take away two letters?
Longerer Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the wordplay and surprise element of the original, but changing the context: Joke Poo: Cow Patty Which farm animal becomes smaller after…
What is a witch’s favorite boba flavor?
Tarot root Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” inspired by the witch boba joke: Title: Compost Heap Hilarity What’s a gardener’s least favorite fertilizer ingredient? … Cow Manure and Error Alright, let’s break…
A elderly man walked into an old barbershop and approached the cashier.
The man explained the type of haircut he wanted, and showed the barber the reference image. As he is about to pay, he pulls out $20 worth of steak out of his…
When strategizing ways to penetrate the city of Troy, one of Odysseus’s generals said, “We need a show of force.” To which Odysseus replied…
"We need a show of horse." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Odysseus joke: Joke Poo: Stool Sample When debating how to identify the culprit who sabotaged…
I just want to let you know I have a record breaking penis.
In other news, I'm not allowed in the music store anymore. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke: Joke Poo: The Sculpture Garden I just want to let you know…
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and…