Cause it was a power plant. Original Joke: Why was the flower so strong? Because it was a power plant. Joke Poo: Why Was the Toilet So Emotional? Why was the toilet…
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A near blind man fell into a well
He couldn’t see that well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your example: Joke Poo: The Stool Softener Salesman A perpetually constipated stool softener salesman fell into a vat of his…
I’m pretty sure some son-of-a-bitch took a shit in my apartment today while I was at work.
I found two turds in the toilet when I got home – and I know for a fact that when I left for work there were three. Okay, here’s my attempt at…
Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. “We’ve been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next week. We are requesting 25 dozen condoms…
Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. "We've been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next…
What do you get when you cross and owl with a goat?
A hoot'n'Nanny Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Poo Patrol”: Joke Poo: Poo Patrol What do you get when you cross a sewer worker with…
What do you feel when you accidentally send the same Morse Code twice
Remorse Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that Morse Code joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do you feel when you accidentally flush your toilet twice? !Re-porpoise.!<…
What do you call a vampire hunter’s home in Australia?
Outback Stake House Joke Poo: What do you call a plumber’s retirement community in Florida? Clog Cabin Estates. Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this joke! Analysis of the Original Joke: Setup:…
What goes Ribbit ribbit ribbit, hop hop hop, ribbit ribbit ribbit?
A Morse Toad. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Morse Toad joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Code What goes clank, drip, gurgle, wrench, bang, flush, silence? … A plumber’s binary….
A man who was in court for stealing a bag got his sentence in under 3 minutes
It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Toilet Trouble A plumber rushed to a client’s house to fix a severe clog. He…
What do you call an aquatic mammal that is in good health and lives at the bottom of an underground reservoir of water?
A well Well Whale. Joke Poo: What do you call a small, mischievous woodland creature who illegally downloads his music and leaves a trail of nut shells everywhere? A pirate Squirrel. Alright,…