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Why was the flower so strong?

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

Cause it was a power plant. Original Joke: Why was the flower so strong? Because it was a power plant. Joke Poo: Why Was the Toilet So Emotional? Why was the toilet…

A near blind man fell into a well

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

He couldn’t see that well. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your example: Joke Poo: The Stool Softener Salesman A perpetually constipated stool softener salesman fell into a vat of his…

I’m pretty sure some son-of-a-bitch took a shit in my apartment today while I was at work.

Posted on August 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I found two turds in the toilet when I got home – and I know for a fact that when I left for work there were three. Okay, here’s my attempt at…

Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. “We’ve been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next week. We are requesting 25 dozen condoms…

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Back in the Soviet era, the Kiwis military got a telex from the Soviet Antiartic base. "We've been granted a weekend of Shore Leave for 10 of us in Aukland for next…

What do you get when you cross and owl with a goat?

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hoot'n'Nanny Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled “Poo Patrol”: Joke Poo: Poo Patrol What do you get when you cross a sewer worker with…

What do you feel when you accidentally send the same Morse Code twice

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Remorse Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that Morse Code joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: What do you feel when you accidentally flush your toilet twice? !Re-porpoise.!<…

What do you call a vampire hunter’s home in Australia?

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Outback Stake House Joke Poo: What do you call a plumber’s retirement community in Florida? Clog Cabin Estates. Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this joke! Analysis of the Original Joke: Setup:…

What goes Ribbit ribbit ribbit, hop hop hop, ribbit ribbit ribbit?

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Morse Toad. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the Morse Toad joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Code What goes clank, drip, gurgle, wrench, bang, flush, silence? … A plumber’s binary….

A man who was in court for stealing a bag got his sentence in under 3 minutes

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a briefcase Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Toilet Trouble A plumber rushed to a client’s house to fix a severe clog. He…

What do you call an aquatic mammal that is in good health and lives at the bottom of an underground reservoir of water?

Posted on August 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A well Well Whale. Joke Poo: What do you call a small, mischievous woodland creature who illegally downloads his music and leaves a trail of nut shells everywhere? A pirate Squirrel. Alright,…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer
  • One afternoon, a teenage couple was on a hike in the woods.
  • Wish me luck, everyone! I have to meet with some people working at my bank in a few minutes. If all goes well I’ll pay off every debt I have, and still have enough to retire early.
  • A penguin was driving through a small town when his car broke down…
  • Not all construction tasks are equally enjoyable.
  • In a carpenter’s workshop, one apprentice makes a bet that he can recognize any type of wood just by its smell. They blindfold him and hand him the first board… the apprentice smells it confidently and says: “Oak!”
  • I was admitted into the hospital and as I settled into my bed, I overheard my “roommate” using the speakerphone to order breakfast from the cafeteria
  • My mom went on vacation to Florida
  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer

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