…where the girls are green that my grass is pretty. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: I’m surprised there’s not a bakery called “Serial Loafers…” …where the dough always rises to the…
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My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
But gave the end away when he called it a Whodunnit. Original Joke: My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS… But gave the end away when he called it…
Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
Sources confirm the baby will be delivered… but only after 9 months of setup. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the “Founder of /r/jokes is pregnant” joke, titled…
A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
The game ended when the B1 Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: A group of animals got together to play a game of…
What goes “Clip clop clip clop BANG! Clip clop clip clop?
An Amish drive by shoo+ing. What goes Clip clop clip clop <silence> clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shunning. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
Breaking News on a local channel
"Tragic accident. A two-seater plane crashed in a cemetery. So far, 3,000 bodies have been found, and the investigation continues…” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original…
Man calls into work..
And tells the boss he needs the day off, as his Grandfather had been burnt. The boss says "That's awful. How bad is it?" The man replied "Well, they don't fuck around…
Fed up with Derby County’s performances, I decided to nail my season ticket to a post outside Pride Park so someone else could suffer instead. Couple of hours later I thought, ‘Actually, I might still get some use out of it,’ so I went back to grab it.
To my despair, someone had nicked the nail. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Compost Chaos Frustrated with the terrible tomatoes in my organic garden, I decided to bury my…
What do cannibals do to acknowledge a good joke when together in a small group?
Give them a hand Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the cannibal joke: Title: Sewage Treatment Puns What do sanitation workers do after a particularly awful sewage-related pun is made at…
I know a lot of people take the training to become phlebotomists, but not me
I don't understand the draw. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your phlebotomist joke: Title: Joke Poo I know a lot of people are lining up to become plumbers, but not…