Because they pleasure twice and nut once. Okay, here’s a new joke titled "Joke Poo" playing on the original’s suggestive humor and wordplay structure: Joke Poo: Why are gardeners always so calm…
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A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and says, "Quick! Give me a shot of whiskey before the trouble starts!" The bartender shrugs and pours him a shot. The man grabs it, downs…
Did you know that sperm cells of a whale are amongst the largest of all animals?
Did you know that the sperm cells of a whale are amongst the largest of all animals? It's true. Each individual cell is about the size of a minnow and can swim…
What do you call a chicken orchestra?
A hensemble. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the chicken orchestra joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of synchronized toilet plungers? A flush mob. Alright, let’s analyze this…
What do pirates do when they get addicted to seaweed?
sea kelp Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do plumbers do when they get addicted to drain cleaner? They go down the tubes! Alright, let’s dive…
A bunch of redditors get together and purchase a ride on a submarine that will cruise the deep sea, searching for the mythical “girlfriend fish”.
Legend has it, she laughs at all your jokes and loves you right, if you're funny. They all want their shot, but its an hour long dive. To pass the time, they…
The greenhouse banned the playing of all percussion instruments in their facility, effective immediately.
No more beating around the bush. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Aquarium The aquarium announced a strict "no flash photography" policy around…
A man rents a room.
He pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day. So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal white bread, using the last night's…
I’ve always been more impressed with living music creators.
The dead ones can only decompose. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled as requested: Joke Poo: The Recycled Joke I’ve always been more impressed with current meme creators….
A pirate walks into a bar…
He looks like a stereotypical grizzled old sea dog, with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eyepatch. It's a pretty slow day at the bar, without much custom…