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Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer:…

Frank and the Chili Cook off

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Long but worth the read. "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened…

Why did the condom fly across the room?

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was pissed off. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing off the original condom joke: Title: Joke Poo Why did the roll of toilet paper suddenly unwind itself and…

“Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

when eating French bread. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your original joke: Joke Poo: “Regret” denotes the sinking feeling a pastry chef gets when discovering the baker used their artisanal…

I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

I mean…. Coldplay? Original Joke: I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never…

A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…

Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told you last week. You don't remember?? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the gaslighting joke: Joke Poo: The Existential Plumber Have you heard the joke about the existential plumber?…

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip…

Mom, how did we get rich?

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Your dad hugged a HR lady at a Coldplay concert and i got 50% from the divorce." Okay, here’s a joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure…

During the second World War, two allied soldiers were captured for interrogation by the Germans and sent to the prison camp Luft Stalag 13

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Nazi interrogator, a thin man with wide menacing eyes and a sadistic grin, looked upon the two men, an American and a Scotsman, both large and strong looking men. The interrogator…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.

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