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A Trolling Motor. Joke Poo: What bathroom fixture follows you from stall to stall offering unsolicited design advice? …A Controlling Mirror. Alright, let’s reel in this joke and see what we can…

[REMOVED BY REDDIT] Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Joke Poo: The Unexpected Ending I wrote a script so boring, the climax was… …a colon. Alright,…

A little horse. Joke Poo: What do you call a pile of manure that’s feeling under the weather? A little doody. Alright, let’s break down this equine-afflicted gag. Analysis of Original Joke:…

He said, "Fine. Suit yourself." Joke Poo: Title: I Told the Gardener I told the gardener I didn’t need any help fertilizing the rose bushes. He said, “Fine. Manure business.” Alright, let’s…

Superglue their uniforms together Joke Poo: How do you get a job as a Squirrel Wrangler? Staple all their nuts to the same tree. Alright, let’s break down this joke and see…

Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the “Thanks for nothing” zero joke: Joke Poo: The Compost King To the guy who invented composting… Thanks for turning my garbage…

Many years ago I got into competitive snail racing. I spent many hours training my team of racers of one of them was particularly good. He quickly became regional champion, the national…

So I just came in my pants Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Didn’t Know What to Wear”: Title: The Audition Callback I didn’t know…

…it went in one ear and out the other. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I told him not to play Russian Roulette… it went in one ear and out the other. New Joke:…