Skip to content
Joke Poo
Menu
  • Home
    • The Enduring Power of a Good Joke
  • Categories
    • Totally Feckin random
    • Why Did
    • Long
    • Wife
    • Walks into a bar
    • Dog
    • Bartender
    • Husband
    • Doctor
    • Chicken
  • Privacy Policy
Menu

Category: Why Did

What can you do if your partner always smokes after sex?

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

For heaven’s sake, slow down and use more lube. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, with a similar twist-related punchline: Joke Poo: What can you do…

Me and my brother were driving down the road when we saw a sheep with his head stuck in a fence

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

We pulled over and I said "well damn I'm gonna take advantage of this" and started fuckin the sheep Finished and told my brother "alright it's your turn" And my brother stuck…

Karate Dog

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy sent his wife to the pet store to get a guard dog. The pet store guy says I’ve got something better. I’ve got a karate dog. He goes in back…

In a certain town, they held an annual cow milking competition.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a practice going on for decades but then this one year they lacked proper organization. The event starts, the first guy goes in and milks the cow for 30 mins….

I started hooking up with my therapist

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

Things are pretty much the same. We meet up and she constantly ask “how does that make you feel” Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of that therapist joke, titled "Joke Poo":…

Farmer Ted Has 3 Hens and 4 Cocks

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

The odds were stacked against Farmer Ted. Growing up in the grand old city of New York, Farmer Ted (well, at the time, just Ted) didn't know the damnest thing about farmin'….

I don’t like to eat liver.

Posted on June 11, 2025 by Joke Poo

I think it's offal. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your liver joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: I tried making a sculpture out of clay, but I…

Marvin was walking through the state fair looking at the rides and attractions when he saw a huge sign on a tent proclaiming, “Come see The Magnificent Bob”.

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he goes to the entrance, pays his two dollars, and goes inside. After about ten minutes, the act was to begin. Magnificent Bob came on stage wearing nothing but a bathrobe….

What’s the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza?

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

A large pizza can feed a family of four. Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a crypto miner and a flock of seagulls? A flock of seagulls only squawk about lost profits….

Dave Grohl went to the Olive Garden

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got a plate full of parmesan because they promised not to stop when he said "when". Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Dave Grohl Olive Garden…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 20 21 22 … 27 Next

Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My first job was as a mannequin in a clothing store window. I was very good at it.
  • A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
  • I have sex 24/7
  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?

Categories

  • "Walks into a bar"
  • Bartender
  • Blonde
  • Chicken
  • Dirty
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Heaven
  • Husband
  • Irishman
  • Knock Knock
  • Knock-Knock Joke
  • Lawyer
  • Lightbulb
  • Long
  • Mother-in-law
  • Politician
  • Priest
  • Religion
  • Totally Feckin random
  • Walks into a bar
  • What's the difference
  • Why Did
  • Wife
©2025 Joke Poo | Design: Newspaperly WordPress Theme