They answered in four rings Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on your Audi joke: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Lament I called the septic tank company. They answered, but the call…
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The tradition of putting newborn babies on a scale started with Jesus.
They even wrote a song about it titled,, "A Weigh in a Manger." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: Crypto Crapshoot The tradition of…
Bear encounter
A hunter goes into the woods and runs into a big bear. He grabs his rifle, aims… and misses! The bear tackles him and, well… let’s just say the bear has his…
My girlfriend wanted me to have a mustache. I wasn’t thrilled with the idea…
but it's growing on me. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: My Dog’s Opinion My dog insisted I get him a sweater. I thought it was…
A politician dies and get to choose between heaven and hell
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
Paddy was looking for work and spotted a job ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman.
So he suited up and headed into town. He walked into the boss’s office and said, “P-P-Paddy h-h-here to a-a-apply for th-th-the job.” The boss raised an eyebrow and said, “Sorry Paddy,…
The time travelers’ club has finally been established.
Their first meeting will be yesterday. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Exorcist’s Book Club The Exorcist’s Book Club has finally launched. Their first read will be The Necronomicon. Last Tuesday….
I bought a 12 year old wine
His parents are furious Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on your original: Joke Poo: I Fed the Pigeon I fed the pigeon a whole loaf of bread. Its…
Dave is 12 years old
Dave is 12 years old, he always believe that he is a hippopotamus. His mom is worried and brought him to the Dr. Dr: What is your name? Dave: Dave. Dr took…
A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed.
"I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself. "I overheard your…