"I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help." A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself. "I overheard your…
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Which mountain is the smartest?
Mount Cleverest Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on “Which mountain is the smartest? Mount Cleverest”: Joke Poo: Which restroom is the most observant? The Lav-atory. Alright, let’s dissect…
Flat tire by the asylum…
A man stopped his car to change a flat tire, happened to be right in front of the local insane asylum. Jacked up the car, popped off the hub cap, undid the…
Communism
Jim and Joe talk about communism. "I don't know how it works" says Jim. "That is easy" says John. "See, you have two donkeys and I have none. You give me one…
A man applies for a job…
Interviewer: thanks for coming in. Tell me about yourself. Man: well, I was born with a brain defect that gives me a superiority complex, which is funny because I’m actually a giant…
One day, out of the blue, a train driver sends the train careening off the tracks into a lake, ending the lives of everyone on board.
When the police find him at the scene of the crime, he says that he did it because they all deserved to die. He is arrested, tried, found guilty, and sentenced to…
There was a murder in our town. People often Suspected that it was either the police or the doctor….
but it was the artist who I found sketchy. Joke Poo: Title: The Potting Shed Mystery There was a blight decimating our rose bushes. People often suspected it was either the aphids…
Two guys are at a bar arguing about which letter is the most important in the alphabet
The first one says, “It’s obviously E. It’s in almost every word. Without it you can’t spell.” The second one says, “It’s L, no contest.” The first guy scoffs, “Nah dude, L…
I joined the track team and met a super cool person
We became fast friends. Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: I joined the track team and met a super cool person. We became fast friends….
Have you heard about that new golf ball that automatically goes in the hole when it is within 10cm?
Don't carry it in your back pocket. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the golf ball joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Augmented Reality Glasses Have you heard about the new…