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Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

guy goes to the doctor and says: “Doc, I’ve got a problem. I finish way too fast during sex. I can't enjoy it at all.” The doctor nods and says, “Okay… take…

New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's not even on the map! Okay, here’s the original joke: New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war because it’s not even on the map! And here’s…

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

It didn't. It got ran over. Joke Poo: Why Did the Landlord Cross the Line? He didn’t. He just raised the rent across the line. Alright, let’s break down this morbid twist…

Why did Shakespeare only use quills

Posted on June 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Pencils confused him.2B or not 2B Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke: Joke Poo: Why Did Dr. Frankenstein Struggle with Plumbing? He kept asking if…

Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man

Posted on June 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suddenly the plane's engines began failing, and the pilot says there isn't much time, and he'll keep the plane in the air as long as he can, and told his two passengers…

Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?

Posted on June 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Open Forbes magazine, and find your name in there. Didn’t find it? Then get your ass to work. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of the original, titled "Potty Training…

What was the quiet pooper’s motto?

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

“I put the shhhhh in shit” Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What Was the Forgetful Gardener’s Motto? What was the forgetful gardener’s motto? "I put the whoops in crops!" Okay, let’s…

Doing the Laundry (true story)

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

My wife and I take turns doing the laundry. We separate light from colors, cold from warm wash, all that, like most people do. I had put some laundry in and had…

My friend got fired from her job for being a company Whistleblower

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

She was discovered by the CEO’s wife, Mrs. Whistle Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Yard Sale My neighbor…

What do sheep do when Yoda makes them levitate?

Posted on June 4, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dagobah! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the Yoda/Sheep joke, titled "Joke Poo" as requested: Joke Poo: What do garden gnomes do when Mr. Clean gives them a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
  • I have the heart of a lion, And the eye of a tiger
  • “I’d like to see your lunch menu”, I told the waiter
  • I accidentally spilled a bottle of glue all over my vacation itinerary.
  • So after 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went to see a therapist.
  • The Madam opened the brothel door in New York
  • The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
  • I just found out my wife has a twin sister.
  • Jesus and the old man…
  • What do you call a paper airplane that doesn’t fly?
  • A Wife Asks a Question to Her Husband
  • I bought a pack of biscuits, on the side it said, “Eat me big boy.”
  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”

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