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Have you heard about that new golf ball that automatically goes in the hole when it is within 10cm?

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

Don't carry it in your back pocket. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the golf ball joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Augmented Reality Glasses Have you heard about the new…

Coffee and Doctor

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, every time I drink coffee, I get this sharp pain in my eye.” The doctor thinks for a second and says, “Have you…

Christopher Walken ordered a pair of boots to be custom-made just for him.

Posted on August 2, 2025 by Joke Poo

They were really comfortable. 🙂 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Christopher Walken boots joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: The Sculptor’s Commission An eccentric billionaire commissioned a…

Four businessmen held a reunion after not seeing each other since university

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

All had become successful and rich in the intervening forty years, and were having dinner in a very expensive restaurant when one of them received a call on his mobile. He excused…

Two men are fishing on the lake.

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hedgehog swims up to them and asks "Do you guys have any batteries?" Men are confused but answered "No, we don't have any batteries" Hedgehog swims away but returns after a…

What do you call songs you compose in bed?

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sheet music. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Potty Poetry What do you call poems you write while sitting on the toilet?…

Why are cows our friends?

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're moo-chachos. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the cow joke: Joke Poo: Why Are Toilets So Wise? They’ve seen a lot of crap. Alright, let’s dissect this…

I recently learned that my yoga instructor is the #1 Kegel teacher in the world.

Posted on August 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

Even more impressive – she’s self-taut. Joke Poo: Title: My Plumber’s Secret I recently learned that my plumber is the #1 toilet clog remover in the tri-state area. Even more impressive –…

How do you turn on an alcoholic lady?

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

Liquor! Joke Poo: How do you turn on a gardener who loves composting? Worm castings! Alright, let’s dive into this… somewhat questionable joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “How do you turn on an…

The cable guy stopped me on the street today.

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

He asked me, "Hey buddy, what time is it?" I told him it was between noon and four. Joke Poo: The Plumber The plumber stopped me in the bathroom today. He looked…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke
  • What’s common between a testicular joke and testicular cancer?
  • A guy walks in a store looking to buy some beer

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