Don't carry it in your back pocket. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the golf ball joke, titled accordingly: Joke Poo: The Augmented Reality Glasses Have you heard about the new…
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Coffee and Doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, every time I drink coffee, I get this sharp pain in my eye.” The doctor thinks for a second and says, “Have you…
Christopher Walken ordered a pair of boots to be custom-made just for him.
They were really comfortable. 🙂 Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Christopher Walken boots joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: The Sculptor’s Commission An eccentric billionaire commissioned a…
Four businessmen held a reunion after not seeing each other since university
All had become successful and rich in the intervening forty years, and were having dinner in a very expensive restaurant when one of them received a call on his mobile. He excused…
Two men are fishing on the lake.
A hedgehog swims up to them and asks "Do you guys have any batteries?" Men are confused but answered "No, we don't have any batteries" Hedgehog swims away but returns after a…
What do you call songs you compose in bed?
Sheet music. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Potty Poetry What do you call poems you write while sitting on the toilet?…
Why are cows our friends?
They're moo-chachos. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the cow joke: Joke Poo: Why Are Toilets So Wise? They’ve seen a lot of crap. Alright, let’s dissect this…
I recently learned that my yoga instructor is the #1 Kegel teacher in the world.
Even more impressive – she’s self-taut. Joke Poo: Title: My Plumber’s Secret I recently learned that my plumber is the #1 toilet clog remover in the tri-state area. Even more impressive –…
How do you turn on an alcoholic lady?
Liquor! Joke Poo: How do you turn on a gardener who loves composting? Worm castings! Alright, let’s dive into this… somewhat questionable joke. Joke Dissection: Setup: “How do you turn on an…
The cable guy stopped me on the street today.
He asked me, "Hey buddy, what time is it?" I told him it was between noon and four. Joke Poo: The Plumber The plumber stopped me in the bathroom today. He looked…