He asked me, "Hey buddy, what time is it?" I told him it was between noon and four. Joke Poo: The Plumber The plumber stopped me in the bathroom today. He looked…
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My fortune cookie was empty
It was really unfortunate. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fortune cookie joke: Joke Poo: My Litter Box Was Empty My litter box was empty. It was cat-astrophic. Alright, let’s…
Why do ska and dubstep always argue about the tempo?
One wants to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up The other wants to drop it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Ska/Dubstep joke, titled…
Have you heard of the aborigine who bought a second boomerang?
He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one! Joke Poo: The Used Diaper Original Joke: Have you heard of the aborigine who bought a second…
Why did the duck get arrested?
Why did the duck get arrested? Because it was caught selling quack in the park. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar structure and a twist: Title: Joke Poo…
A blonde is driving down the freeway.
She is listening to the radio when the announcer says that two Brazilian men were killed. The blonde immediately pulls over to the side of the road and begins to sob. "How…
I asked 5 multimillionaires what the key to their success was. They all said the same thing…..
What are you doing in my house? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Interrogation I asked 5 seasoned detectives what the key to cracking a cold…
how many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?
toucan Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? Zero. Cats don’t change lightbulbs. They sit in the dark and act like they’re judging…
Did you hear what happened to the guy frozen to absolute zero?
He is OK now. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled The Compost Complaint: Original Joke: Did you hear what happened to the guy frozen to…
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?
Because you don't turn your back on family Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo: Why are self-driving cars illegal in Alabama? Because they can’t tell the difference between a…