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The cable guy stopped me on the street today.

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

He asked me, "Hey buddy, what time is it?" I told him it was between noon and four. Joke Poo: The Plumber The plumber stopped me in the bathroom today. He looked…

My fortune cookie was empty

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was really unfortunate. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fortune cookie joke: Joke Poo: My Litter Box Was Empty My litter box was empty. It was cat-astrophic. Alright, let’s…

Why do ska and dubstep always argue about the tempo?

Posted on July 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

One wants to pick it up, pick it up, pick it up The other wants to drop it Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Ska/Dubstep joke, titled…

Have you heard of the aborigine who bought a second boomerang?

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

He spent the rest of his life trying to get rid of the old one! Joke Poo: The Used Diaper Original Joke: Have you heard of the aborigine who bought a second…

Why did the duck get arrested?

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Why did the duck get arrested? Because it was caught selling quack in the park. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, aiming for a similar structure and a twist: Title: Joke Poo…

A blonde is driving down the freeway.

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

She is listening to the radio when the announcer says that two Brazilian men were killed. The blonde immediately pulls over to the side of the road and begins to sob. "How…

I asked 5 multimillionaires what the key to their success was. They all said the same thing…..

Posted on July 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

What are you doing in my house? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Interrogation I asked 5 seasoned detectives what the key to cracking a cold…

how many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

toucan Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does It Take To Change a Lightbulb? Zero. Cats don’t change lightbulbs. They sit in the dark and act like they’re judging…

Did you hear what happened to the guy frozen to absolute zero?

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He is OK now. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled The Compost Complaint: Original Joke: Did you hear what happened to the guy frozen to…

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama?

Posted on July 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because you don't turn your back on family Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, titled: Joke Poo: Why are self-driving cars illegal in Alabama? Because they can’t tell the difference between a…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?
  • An old man comes to confession and says to the priest:
  • A Knock Knock Joke

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