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Why did the boy put a candy bar under his pillow?

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…

‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.

Posted on June 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…

What do you call a baby born in a brothel?

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brothel-sprout. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom? A toilet paper-back….

What’s a question that applies to golfers and porn stars?

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

How many holes you doing today? Joke Poo: What’s in the Box? What’s a question you might ask both a professional mover and a magician? How many vanishing acts do you have…

Why did the Owl call IT?

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

For his troubles hooting. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Why did the Owl call IT? For his troubles hooting. Joke Poo –…

My friend told me he was surprised The Exorcist didn’t become a popular franchise.

Posted on May 31, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told him, what did you expect? Possession is 9/10ths of the lore. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Accountant My friend told me he was surprised my accountant didn’t get…

What is true about every great leader, from Julius Caesar to Abraham Lincoln, that sets them apart from you or me?

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're all dead. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that joke, titled "Joke Poo" (as requested) and modifying the original to create a similar, but different, laugh: Joke Poo…

A joke I heard from my friend recently.

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…

So an engineer and an antivax want to cross a river full of crododiles

Posted on May 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Fortunately there is a bridge. The antivax asks how safe is the bridge. The engineer answers "around 99.6 percent". The antivax says "ONLY !? NO WAY, I'M SWIMMING !!" Okay, here’s a…

My sex life with my ex was like the Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

No matter how excited you were to get a treat, no matter how much he advertised…It was always out of order and never worked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo,"…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What is a wok?
  • Racism exists in the oceanographic community.
  • Why are you right handed?
  • How does Lightning McQueen masturbate?
  • I recently found out they don’t have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre
  • I saw a woman wearing short shorts that had a NASCAR logo.
  • A redneck had just been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge
  • An engineer wakes up in hell and thinks to himself. I’ve been a good person. I shouldn’t be here.
  • Two teenage church-goers get married.
  • As I walked into work this morning my colleague said, “Dave, you look like shit.”
  • A guy picks up a woman at a bar. After a couple of drinks they go to his place…
  • My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic..
  • The boss was confused when one of his most reliable employees didn’t show up for work.
  • A man is doing 20 over the speed limit on the highway when a cop pulls him over.
  • Accent misjudged
  • The speeding biker
  • My boss told me to have a good day…
  • Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
  • What do you call a cow with no legs?
  • An older couple were lying in bed one night.
  • At dinner, little Timmy was asked by his father to lead the prayer.
  • A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
  • Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
  • A joke for reddit
  • A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
  • I said to the doctor “That haemorrhoid cream you prescribed for me is causing some unpleasant reactions”.
  • A woman hits a chicken as it’s crossing the road.
  • A 50yo Woman Goes in for Cancer Surgery
  • “Son, I found a condom in your room.”
  • Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
  • MENSA has started administering a new type of test that scans your social media posts determine your functional IQ.
  • A woman cheats on her husband
  • Hello, you have reached the Men’s Help Line, my name is Bob. How can I help you?
  • A man rubs a magic lamp, and a genie appears.
  • A Guy Meets An Actor
  • Frank and the Chili Cook off
  • On his first day at work, an apprentice butcher was ordered to chop up some rabbit carcasses for display in the shop window.
  • Why did the condom fly across the room?
  • When I was a boy, my mother wore a mood ring. When she was in a good mood it turned blue
  • “Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
  • A Bishop, a Pope and Mother Superior are standing at the gates of Heaven.
  • I wanted to be a CEO
  • I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
  • On the news today it said they’ve unearthed a sarcophagus in Egypt filled with chocolate and nuts
  • So a guy comes home extremely pissed off. “What’s the matter, honey?” asks his wife.
  • Three very different couples want to get married at the same church!
  • A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
  • A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
  • 3 nuns are standing at the gates of heaven, St Peter says they’ll be allowed in if they can each answer a single question
  • My BDSM society took me to court for not being hardcore enough.

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