"The shop tells me they have sold this year's allocation, and no more will be delivered," he told his friend. "Easy enough," said his friend. "Go to Tula where the factory is…
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Did you hear about the guy who found stir fry all over his bed in the morning?
He'd been sleep wokking. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo Did you hear about the dog who kept finding perfectly sculpted clay sculptures around the yard every morning? He’d been sleep barking… at…
I once knew a guy arrested on drug charges, and though he thought he’d get off light, they ended up slapping a bunch of other bogus charges on him, which, added to the fact that his lawyer was one of the worst in the state, eventually led him to being handed a 40 year stint in a max security prison.
That sentence was way too long. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: The Resume I once knew a dog applying for a job as a therapy animal. He thought his…
French bodybuilders have a baguette before each workout
Cause no pain, no gain Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the French bodybuilders joke: Title: Joke Poo American plumbers eat a donut before each job. Because no clog, no blog….
How do you season a tiny baked potato?
Sparsley. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your potato pun: Joke Poo: How do you scent a miniature toilet? … Poo-pourri-ly. Alright, let’s break down this spud-tacular joke! Original Joke Breakdown:…
Brian was telling a friend that he had been fired from his factory job.
“Why did the foreman fire you?” asked the friend. “Oh,” said Brian, “you know what foremen are like. They stand around with their hands in their pockets all day, watching other people…
The Lego store is having a huge sale!
People are lining up for blocks! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the LEGO store joke, aiming for a similar setup and surprising, slightly absurd, punchline: Joke Poo: The Composting Center…
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Curious, he walks in and asks the owner, “So, what can your dog do?” The owner points to the dog and says, “Go ahead, tell him.” The dog looks up and says,…
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, “If I show you a wild trick, will you give me a free drink?”
The bartender shrugs, “Sure, why not?” The guy reaches into his pocket and pulls out… a tiny rat. Then out of the other pocket, he pulls a teeny-tiny piano. The rat stretches,…
Why didn’t the crab have friends?
Because he was shellfish! Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo,” inspired by the shellfish crab joke: Joke Poo: Why did the compost heap get invited to all the garden parties?…