So he would have sweet dreams Joke Poo: Why Did the Dog Bury His Bone in the Flower Pot? Why did the dog bury his bone in the flower pot? So he…
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‘But why are you a lesbian?’ the person asked with curiosity.
I responded… ‘Because I’m allergic to nuts.’ Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the original’s structure and surprise: Joke Poo: The Literary Critique "But why did you give…
What do you call a baby born in a brothel?
A brothel-sprout. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the brothel joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: What do you call a book published in a restroom? A toilet paper-back….
What’s a question that applies to golfers and porn stars?
How many holes you doing today? Joke Poo: What’s in the Box? What’s a question you might ask both a professional mover and a magician? How many vanishing acts do you have…
Why did the Owl call IT?
For his troubles hooting. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Why did the Owl call IT? For his troubles hooting. Joke Poo –…
My friend told me he was surprised The Exorcist didn’t become a popular franchise.
I told him, what did you expect? Possession is 9/10ths of the lore. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Accountant My friend told me he was surprised my accountant didn’t get…
What is true about every great leader, from Julius Caesar to Abraham Lincoln, that sets them apart from you or me?
They're all dead. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that joke, titled "Joke Poo" (as requested) and modifying the original to create a similar, but different, laugh: Joke Poo…
A joke I heard from my friend recently.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…
So an engineer and an antivax want to cross a river full of crododiles
Fortunately there is a bridge. The antivax asks how safe is the bridge. The engineer answers "around 99.6 percent". The antivax says "ONLY !? NO WAY, I'M SWIMMING !!" Okay, here’s a…
My sex life with my ex was like the Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine…
No matter how excited you were to get a treat, no matter how much he advertised…It was always out of order and never worked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo,"…