"Morning!" I shouted. " "No, just having a shit" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Constipated Chef”: Joke Poo: Constipated Chef Walking through the kitchen,…
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How did Methuselah die?
Trying to blow out the candles on his birthday cake! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Methuselah joke: Title: Data Dump How did that ancient computer finally…
Why do disciples of motivational speakers never succeed?
They're all trying to prove him wrong. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original’s structure: Joke Poo: Why do graduates of obedience school never succeed? They’re all trying to…
An American, a Japanese and a Chinese
The American says: "Most Americans know what's wrong with America." The Japanese says: "Most Japanese know what's wrong with Japan." The Chinese says: "All Chinese know what's wrong with America and Japan."…
Monkeys Playing Football
I said to my doctor "Can you help? Every night, I dream about monkeys playing football. It's all I ever dream about. Every night, monkeys playing football" The doctor said "That's odd….
I have sex 24/7
Can't believe it's been a year! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke you provided, titled “Diaper Duty”: Title: Diaper Duty I change diapers 24/7. Can’t believe it’s been a…
How do prostitutes plan their day?
They use a whoreganiser. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and pun-based twist: Joke Poo: How Do Plumbers Manage Their Clogs?…
What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
Sorry! Joke Poo: What kind of diaper do comedians NEVER use? … Poopouri! Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke: Setup: What board game will narcissists NEVER play? Punchline: Sorry! Deconstruction: Core…
I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
He got tired of being taken for granite Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Ben Grimm/Fantastic Four joke: Joke Poo: Crypto Blues I heard that Dogecoin developers…
I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
Something is about to happen, but I can't put my finger on it… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original braille horror joke: Joke Poo: I’m composting…