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Walking my dog through the cemetery. I spotted a man crouching by a gravestone.

Posted on July 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Morning!" I shouted. " "No, just having a shit" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Constipated Chef”: Joke Poo: Constipated Chef Walking through the kitchen,…

How did Methuselah die?

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Trying to blow out the candles on his birthday cake! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Methuselah joke: Title: Data Dump How did that ancient computer finally…

Why do disciples of motivational speakers never succeed?

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

 They're all trying to prove him wrong. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original’s structure: Joke Poo: Why do graduates of obedience school never succeed? They’re all trying to…

An American, a Japanese and a Chinese

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The American says: "Most Americans know what's wrong with America." The Japanese says: "Most Japanese know what's wrong with Japan." The Chinese says: "All Chinese know what's wrong with America and Japan."…

Monkeys Playing Football

Posted on July 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said to my doctor "Can you help? Every night, I dream about monkeys playing football. It's all I ever dream about. Every night, monkeys playing football" The doctor said "That's odd….

I have sex 24/7

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Can't believe it's been a year! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the joke you provided, titled “Diaper Duty”: Title: Diaper Duty I change diapers 24/7. Can’t believe it’s been a…

How do prostitutes plan their day?

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

They use a whoreganiser. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and pun-based twist: Joke Poo: How Do Plumbers Manage Their Clogs?…

What board game will narcissists NEVER play?

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Sorry! Joke Poo: What kind of diaper do comedians NEVER use? … Poopouri! Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke: Setup: What board game will narcissists NEVER play? Punchline: Sorry! Deconstruction: Core…

I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

He got tired of being taken for granite Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the Ben Grimm/Fantastic Four joke: Joke Poo: Crypto Blues I heard that Dogecoin developers…

I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

Something is about to happen, but I can't put my finger on it… Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your original braille horror joke: Joke Poo: I’m composting…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Max and Pete are getting a haircut and shave at a barbershop.
  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.

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