That's not the first time he's had 9 holes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that 50 Cent golf joke: Title: Joke Poo – Stallone’s Stall I saw Sylvester…
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3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
They’re excitedly deciding how to spend it. The first boy says “we should buy a couple of comic books!” but his friends say once they’ve read them, there’s no sense in keeping…
Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
Because chaos is the natural state of the universe and who is he to interfere? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why did the dog refuse to…
I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
I still am, but I use Tutu. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I used to be named after a famous…
So I went to the telescope shop..
I tell you what, they saw me coming a mile off. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “Potty Training Woes”: Title: Potty Training Woes So, I…
I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.
Now I owe the government three dead birds and a half-eaten moth. Joke Poo: I tried to teach my toddler how to use the self-checkout. Now the store owes me $300 in…
What is a wok?
It's something you thwow at a wabbit. Joke Poo: What is a Clout? It’s something you shout at a cow. Alright, let’s analyze this wok-ing good joke! Original Joke Dissection: Setup: “What…
Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?
A subourbon Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your whiskey drinker joke, titled “Poo Poo”: Poo Poo What’s a plumber’s favorite dessert? …A choco-late drip! Okay, let’s break…
A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?
He uses his natural end-stinks. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your skunk joke: Joke Poo: How does a dung beetle protect himself from danger in the desert? He rolls away…
Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.
Damn 20 character minimum! Okay, I’m game. Here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke (using Captain Kirk as the character): Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?…