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I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.

Posted on July 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

That's not the first time he's had 9 holes Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that 50 Cent golf joke: Title: Joke Poo – Stallone’s Stall I saw Sylvester…

3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

They’re excitedly deciding how to spend it. The first boy says “we should buy a couple of comic books!” but his friends say once they’ve read them, there’s no sense in keeping…

Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because chaos is the natural state of the universe and who is he to interfere? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled: Joke Poo: Why did the dog refuse to…

I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I still am, but I use Tutu. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo I used to be named after a famous…

So I went to the telescope shop..

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I tell you what, they saw me coming a mile off. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of that joke, titled “Potty Training Woes”: Title: Potty Training Woes So, I…

I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.

Posted on July 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

Now I owe the government three dead birds and a half-eaten moth. Joke Poo: I tried to teach my toddler how to use the self-checkout. Now the store owes me $300 in…

What is a wok?

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's something you thwow at a wabbit. Joke Poo: What is a Clout? It’s something you shout at a cow. Alright, let’s analyze this wok-ing good joke! Original Joke Dissection: Setup: “What…

Came up with this one while sitting in traffic: What’s a whiskey drinkers favorite car?

Posted on July 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

A subourbon Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your whiskey drinker joke, titled “Poo Poo”: Poo Poo What’s a plumber’s favorite dessert? …A choco-late drip! Okay, let’s break…

A joke I made up in third grade: How does a skunk protect himself from danger?

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

He uses his natural end-stinks. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your skunk joke: Joke Poo: How does a dung beetle protect himself from danger in the desert? He rolls away…

Captain Kirk. Peter Pan. Lestat De Lioncourt. Miss Marple. Don Draper. The Three Little Pigs. Robin Hood. Daffy Duck. Optimus Prime. Bilbo Baggins. Count Dracula. Han Solo. Jack and Diane. Elmo. Pikachu. Jean Valjean. Snow White.

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Damn 20 character minimum! Okay, I’m game. Here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version. Original Joke (using Captain Kirk as the character): Why did Captain Kirk cross the road?…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • An elderly Jewish man crashes his car into a tree. The paramedics arrive and use the jaws of life to extract him from the vehicle. They then put him on a stretcher, loosen his clothing to facilitate breathing, and cover him with a blanket.
  • “Push harder”, I shouted at my wife while she was in labor.
  • Two Irishmen were sitting at a pub having a pint, watching the brothel across the street.
  • After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter — a great gig for many retirees — I lasted less than a day.
  • How can you tell it isn’t Halloween yet?
  • I was chilling on the couch before work
  • One Hot Summer Day…
  • Another man goes to another doctor
  • Purple is my favorite color…
  • The punchline is the name of the site you are on.
  • Why do ghosts like to take the elevator?
  • A man goes to the doctor
  • Camel Brand Cigarettes
  • Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel happy that you are alive?
  • A blonde goes ice fishing
  • A 60 Year billionaire marries a hot 25 Years old girl
  • A sheepdog returns to his farmer and says, “All right, I’ve got your 70 sheep back in the east pen.”
  • The Robot Interview
  • A man goes to a doctor
  • I shot someone with a starting gun the other day.
  • A new Navy recruit starts his first day on a submarine.
  • A married man spots a gorgeous woman in the supermarket and says, “Excuse me, I’ve lost my wife somewhere in these aisles… would you mind chatting with me for a bit?”
  • A young man walks into a pharmacy and asks for condoms…
  • An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’
  • Girlfriend asked if she was fat so I proved my love in the most literal way
  • A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet
  • What’s the scariest thing a gun toting, pegging enthusiast, broke ass girlfriend can say to you?
  • Yo mama’s so fat… whenever she went to the circus…
  • What’s the difference between a guy at a gay bar, a Type 2 diabetic, and a job applicant at a construction site?
  • Patient goes to doctor for test results.
  • A farmer was selling apple seeds that were supposed to make you smarter.
  • A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey. He takes it outside to enjoy on the bench.
  • Two old friends run into each other on the street.
  • The burley gates of heaven
  • Did you hear about the price of chimneys these days?!
  • The Captain’s Red Shirt
  • Little Johnny’s neighbor
  • Horse
  • Your momma’s so fat…
  • I saw a dwarf climbing down a rope from a prison rooftop.
  • A Jewish woman came to her rabi, visibly upset.
  • Teacher asks Billy a math question
  • I find people can be so judgemental these days….
  • The butcher shop
  • September is Alzheimer’s awareness month
  • I saw a bison in the gym doing a workout the other day….
  • A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
  • Mexican Mayonnaise
  • I hate charging my electric car.
  • One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom?

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