She pulls over as the local farmer comes out in hysterics. "My god! That was my prized egg laying hen! We're already underwater on the house; how will I feed my family…
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Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”
Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer:…
Frank and the Chili Cook off
Long but worth the read. "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened…
Why did the condom fly across the room?
It was pissed off. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing off the original condom joke: Title: Joke Poo Why did the roll of toilet paper suddenly unwind itself and…
“Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels
when eating French bread. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your original joke: Joke Poo: “Regret” denotes the sinking feeling a pastry chef gets when discovering the baker used their artisanal…
I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!
I mean…. Coldplay? Original Joke: I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never…
A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”
"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…
Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?
I told you last week. You don't remember?? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the gaslighting joke: Joke Poo: The Existential Plumber Have you heard the joke about the existential plumber?…
Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip…
Mom, how did we get rich?
"Your dad hugged a HR lady at a Coldplay concert and i got 50% from the divorce." Okay, here’s a joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure…