The Nazi interrogator, a thin man with wide menacing eyes and a sadistic grin, looked upon the two men, an American and a Scotsman, both large and strong looking men. The interrogator…
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“What’s your name, boy?” Cop asked the young man.
"P-p-p-pet-pet-Peter, Sir" He replied. "Do you have a stutter?" Asked the Cop kindly. He answered "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who filled out my Birth Certificate was…
What do you call a promiscuous woman that is mathematically inclined
It's the thot that counts. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original while trying to maintain a similar structure and unexpected twist: Title: Joke Poo What do you call…
Met an emotionally unstable Polar bear attracted to both genders thst can live in both the North Pole and the South
It was a Bipolar Bi Polar Bi polar Polar bear Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Met an indecisive composting worm that loves both discarded newspapers and old banana peels,…
Two girls are in the farm field stealing carrots…
One of them pulls out really long and big one. She should at the other "Look, this one looks like my husbands manhood!" The other girl asks "He has it so big?"…
A virgin young man meets a priest
A young man has been a virgin due to his strict parents. One day, he went to meet a priest and asked him about why his parents are like this. Priest: Why,…
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can't opener. Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet that’s always clogged? A can’t-flush! Alright, let’s dissect this comedic can! Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do you call a can opener…
My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
That's because it needs developing Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: My cousin always says he has a photographic memory. That’s because it needs developing….
Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
Two very sexy looking blonde girls come over to your truck while you are getting the boat out of the water. They both start cleaning your boat with sponges and soapy water,…
A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
The farmer answered: "Oh the pigs? I just feed them whatever scraps I have lying around." Shocked, he said, "Sir, that is animal cruelty! I'll have to fine you $10,000!" The next…