I don't understand the draw. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your phlebotomist joke: Title: Joke Poo I know a lot of people are lining up to become plumbers, but not…
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A Cajun and a Gator
A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…
A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.
The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…
What jokes does Steve Carell’s Chinese counterpart tell?
"That's what Xi says" Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What kinds of spreadsheets does a sentient, rebellious Roomba create? “Pivot tables, I choose you!” Alright, let’s break down this joke. Core…
What do you call a mermaid who believes they should’ve been born on dry land?
Non-Brineary! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your mermaid joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Excremental Existentialist What do you call a sentient toilet who believes it deserves…
My dad died
He was in a car accident, and when we arrived at the hospital, none of us knew his blood type, so the doctors couldn't give him any blood. He kept saying "Be…
What do you call a dinosaur with bad diarrhea?
Velocicraptor Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the dinosaur diarrhea joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet with extremely sensitive feelings? Poo-table. Okay, let’s break down…
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.
“Because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the chess enthusiast joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Compost…
Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One of them hits the other with a crunching tackle.
"Watch it!" cries the fly, holding his shin. "I'm playing in the cup next week!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fly football joke, aiming for a…
So apparently the Australian Tax Office has created a call centre entirely powered by AI.
Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…