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Interviewer: “How much amount of milk does your cow produce?”. Farmer: “Which one, black one or white one?”

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Interviewer: Black one Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: And the white one? Farmer: 2 liters per day. Interviewer: Where do they sleep? Farmer: The black one or the White one? Interviewer:…

Frank and the Chili Cook off

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

Long but worth the read. "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened…

Why did the condom fly across the room?

Posted on July 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was pissed off. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” playing off the original condom joke: Title: Joke Poo Why did the roll of toilet paper suddenly unwind itself and…

“Pain” denotes the ache an Englishman feels

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

when eating French bread. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on your original joke: Joke Poo: “Regret” denotes the sinking feeling a pastry chef gets when discovering the baker used their artisanal…

I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never be in that situation!

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

I mean…. Coldplay? Original Joke: I was asked (in front of my girlfriend) what I would have done in the position of the CEO at the Coldplay concert. I said I’d never…

A couple of guys are at the bar. The first guy says to his buddy, “My wife just admitted to me that she’s been having an affair with Bob the mailman.”

Posted on July 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

"What?" says his buddy. "That fat ugly slob I see every morning outside your house?" "That's right," says the first guy. "Jesus," says his buddy. "Why would Bob the mailman want to…

Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told you last week. You don't remember?? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the gaslighting joke: Joke Poo: The Existential Plumber Have you heard the joke about the existential plumber?…

Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.

Posted on July 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip…

Mom, how did we get rich?

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Your dad hugged a HR lady at a Coldplay concert and i got 50% from the divorce." Okay, here’s a joke based on the original, titled “Joke Poo,” maintaining a similar structure…

During the second World War, two allied soldiers were captured for interrogation by the Germans and sent to the prison camp Luft Stalag 13

Posted on July 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Nazi interrogator, a thin man with wide menacing eyes and a sadistic grin, looked upon the two men, an American and a Scotsman, both large and strong looking men. The interrogator…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man walks into a bar and exclaims, “I think all lawyers are a$sholes!”
  • A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
  • A man checked into a hotel
  • An Amish girl riding a horse and buggy gets pulled over by a cop
  • Brainwashed
  • How did Methuselah die?
  • Why do disciples of motivational speakers never succeed?
  • An American, a Japanese and a Chinese
  • Have you met Eric? He’s a genie. He’s not special or anything.
  • Monkeys Playing Football
  • My sister says she needs peace while cooking and told everyone to not make any noise.
  • I learned to mind my own business today
  • My first job was as a mannequin in a clothing store window. I was very good at it.
  • A mother was anxiously awaiting her twenty-year-old daughter’s return home from a year of overseas travel.
  • I have sex 24/7
  • I’m a corn, not a man!
  • A scoutmaster was teaching his scouts about survival.
  • The pet store
  • The pull-apart tart
  • My sister tells people she turned vegan for love
  • How do prostitutes plan their day?
  • What board game will narcissists NEVER play?
  • I just read in the news that Ben Grimm is leaving the Fantastic 4
  • I invented a thought-controlled air freshener.
  • I’m reading a horror in braille, and tbh I’m terrified…
  • Today I seen….
  • A man and a giraffe walk into a bar and they order drinks.
  • I sat next to this South African woman on a plane and we really hit it off. We spent the whole flight chatting in her native Xhosa language.
  • The dry cleaner.
  • I told a joke this morning in a Zoom meeting. No one laughed.
  • There once was a woman with 100 children.
  • I watched 50 Cent play half a round of golf.
  • Not one person wished me a happy birthday yesterday.
  • Two cumulus clouds are up in the sky having a chat.
  • Kids today are so addicted to technology.
  • An elderly couple is getting ready for bed
  • A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town.
  • the pope’s secretary rings him:
  • 3 boys find a $20 bill on the ground..
  • My missus is going to a fancy dress party tonight, she went out yesterday and hired a costume.
  • My girlfriend asked me to roleplay as a cheater, so I said okay.
  • A married couple were shopping in the supermarket
  • At my vasectomy consultation, the doctor said, “Now THIS is a big, beautiful penis!”
  • Why did the philosopher refuse to clean his room?
  • I saw an antelope the other day.
  • I used to be named after a famous South African Bishop.
  • So I went to the telescope shop..
  • Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces
  • A man leaves the wild animal vet clinic with a small bag.
  • I tried to teach my cat how to file taxes.

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