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I know a lot of people take the training to become phlebotomists, but not me

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

I don't understand the draw. Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” riffing on your phlebotomist joke: Title: Joke Poo I know a lot of people are lining up to become plumbers, but not…

A Cajun and a Gator

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.  He puts the alligator up on the bar and turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you all a…

A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office.

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

The podiatrist, flipping through a magazine article titled “10 Signs You Might Be Developing Bunion Pain”, looks up and blinks. "Oh, hello there. What seems to be the problem?" The moth flutters…

What jokes does Steve Carell’s Chinese counterpart tell?

Posted on September 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

"That's what Xi says" Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What kinds of spreadsheets does a sentient, rebellious Roomba create? “Pivot tables, I choose you!” Alright, let’s break down this joke. Core…

What do you call a mermaid who believes they should’ve been born on dry land?

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Non-Brineary! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your mermaid joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Excremental Existentialist What do you call a sentient toilet who believes it deserves…

My dad died

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was in a car accident, and when we arrived at the hospital, none of us knew his blood type, so the doctors couldn't give him any blood. He kept saying "Be…

What do you call a dinosaur with bad diarrhea?

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

Velocicraptor Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the dinosaur diarrhea joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a toilet with extremely sensitive feelings? Poo-table. Okay, let’s break down…

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off.

Posted on September 6, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Because,” he said “I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.” Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the chess enthusiast joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Title: Compost…

Two flies are playing football in a saucer. One of them hits the other with a crunching tackle.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Watch it!" cries the fly, holding his shin. "I'm playing in the cup next week!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your fly football joke, aiming for a…

So apparently the Australian Tax Office has created a call centre entirely powered by AI.

Posted on September 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

Its called Chat GST Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, playing on the same pun/wordplay structure: Joke Poo: The Dung Deal So apparently the local stable has outsourced all…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • School year is like pregnancy.
  • A man visits his lawyer
  • A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.
  • Election results are like group project grades
  • A librarian is having a discussion with a cobra…
  • Job interview question: Why ask for a high salary with no experience?
  • The other day I needed to pay a visit to a public toilet
  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant

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